MR. YARYAN profile picture

MR. YARYAN

I am here for Friends

About Me

my full name is Benjamin Ross Yaryan, im 6'5", 180 pounds, i have short brown hair , with green and brown eyes. im 19 years old and i work at culvers butter burgers and frozen custard. its way better than being a manager at taco hell. im the youngest of 9 kids, but im the tallest. i fuckin love music. and i hate little kids that think they know everything. when u get to know me you will realize that im one of the most amazing people ever and no one can bring my constant happiness down. i hate being around people that are pissed off or sad or sick cause its so boring. my favorite color is blue and my favorite number is 6. i hate being the passenger in a car, i would much rather drive cause its hard for me to have trust in other people. i like gummy worms, and they are even better when they're frozen over night. i make things more difficult than they already are so i get confused a lot. oh, and i just found out that i dont have that much common sence. i think im a little bipolar, and somewhat of a hypocrite and i have horrible memory, also my hearing is going bad cause i blare my music too loud in my car. cedar point is the best amusement park ever. i start college soon and im going to be taking architechture, phycology, and business management cause im going to design and own my own line of hotels. i currently live with my parents and my brother. i tried living on my own but i turned on my best friend, which sucked, and i lost my job so i couldnt afford it. i drive around a maroon 2004 pontiac grand prix, its the most expensive thing i own and im very lucky to have it. its my baby. it gives me hope for the future too. just ask me if you wanna know anything.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

THIS IS BRETT, HE PLAYS TOO MUCH SUPER MARIO. LOL, JUST KIDDING. HE IS PRETTY MUCH THE MOST AWESOME KID OF COLUMBUS. HIS MOM IS THE SHIT, BUT SOMETIMES IS MEAN TO ME. HE FUCKING HATES TOMATOES AND THINKS THEY ARE GROSS. I NEVER WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT I LIKE DORITOS WITH A HINT OF LIME WITHOUT HIM. HIS COUCH IS LIKE SITTING IN HEAVEN AND TAKING A DUMP. HE EATS A LOT OF BEEF AND POTATO BURRITOS, AND TACO BELL WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT HIM. HE WAS COOLER WHEN HE SMOKED MARLBORO RED 100'S. AND HIS DOG LOOKS LIKE A SLUG. THIS IS TABBY. SHES ONE OF THE COOLEST CHICKS OF COLUMBUS. SHE HID FROM THE COPS AT MY HOUSE. HER LAUGH IS AWESOME, AND SHE HAS THE COOLEST SCARS ON HER ARM. AND SHE WONT THINK TWICE ABOUT KICKING YOUR ASS. HER MOM MIGHT BE A HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS TO TABBY BUT SHE WONT SHOW THAT WHEN WERE HANGING OUT. CRAZINESS, INSANITY, TROUBLE, AND LAUGHTER IS WHAT YOUR GETTING INTO WHEN YOUR AROUND HER. I LOVE THIS CHICK. THIS IS JOSH. HE HAS A GIRLS COAT ON CAUSE HES CRAZY LIKE THAT. IF THERES NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT, JOSH WILL FIND SOMETHING. I THINK HIS FAVORITE PHRASE IS "YOUR MOM." I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT HIS CAR "MIGHT POSSIBLY" BEAT MINE IN A RACE. IM TWICE THE SIZE OF HIS MOM. HE STOPED SMOKING WHICH IS GOOD, AND HE HAS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED BABY BOY NAMED CONNER. THIS IS PARIS. SHE CAN PANCAKE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS. FOR THOSE OF YOU KIDS WHO DONT KNOW WHAT THE PANCAKE IS, ITS THE GREATEST MOVE OF ALL DANCE MOVES. I NEVER GOT TO RIDE IN HER CAR, BUT SHES STILL THE BEST PERSON TO RIDE IN A ROLLER COASTER WITH. IM TELLING YOU, CEDAR POINT WOULD HAVE SUCKED IF SHE DIDNT GO. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, CAUSE SHE BITES. BUT DONT WORRY, SHE WONT DRAW ANY BLOOD. CHILLIN ON THE ROOF OF TACO BELL WITH PARIS WAS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER. THIS IS CRAIG. HIS LAST NAME IS WEED. LOL. ME AND HIM GAVE THE NAME, GEORGE, TO ALL THE COCKROACHES. HAHA. ONLY ME AND HIM KNOW ABOUT THAT THO. I GOT STUCK IN HIS DRIVEWAY WHEN IT SNOWED SO HE AND HIS DAD HAD TO PUSH ME OUT. SOMETIMES HE SAYS HES GAY AND OTHER TIMES HES STRAIGHT, BUT I JUST THINK HES A GOLD DIGGER. CRAIG HAS THE FUNNIEST COME BACKS TOO, SO THERES NEVER A DULL DAY WHEN YOUR AROUND HIM. THIS IS JENNA. SHE HAS A BABY ON THE WAY AND I CANT WAIT. WE CAN AGREE ON SO MUCH STUFF, BUT U BETTER KEEP THAT AIR AWAY FROM US OR WE MIGHT HIT U. (SOMETHING ONLY ME AND HER WOULD KNOW.) HER BOYFRIEND SKINNY CAN KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS, EVEN THOUGH SHE PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE. HER AND PARIS MADE ME SPILL WATER ALL OVER MYSELF AT CEDAR POINT. AND I HOPE SHE NEVER SHORTENS HER HAIR CAUSE ITS FUCKING AMAZING. THIS IS ANDREW. HES MY BIG BROTHER. YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE THIS, BUT HES HAD A HUGE IMPACT ON MY LIFE. HE LISTENS TO GREAT MUSIC. HE PROBABLY KNOWS ME THE BEST EVEN THOUGH WE BARELY TALK TO EACHOTHER. WE KNOW HOW TO CRACK EACH OTHER UP. I KNOW HOW TO PUSH HIS BUTTONS AND HE KNOWS HOW TO PUSH MINE. HE KNOWS SO MUCH AND IT MAKES ME LOOK STUPIDER THAN I ALREADY AM. I WOULD SAY THAT I PROBABLY LEARNED EVERYTHING, BESIDES SCHOOL, FROM HIM. HE TOUGHT ME SO MANY THINGS, THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. IF IT WASNT FOR HIM GUIDING ME, THEN I MIGHT HAVE TURNED OUT MORE FUCKED UP THAN I ALREADY AM. THIS IS SARAH. IF YOU LIKE TAPATIOS, THEN YOUR FINE WITH US. WE MADE A SUPER HERO TEAM IN HIGHSCHOOL, AND TRIED TO GET MR. TAYLOR FIRED. WE BOTH GOT ARRESTED TOGETHER, AND THEY TOLD MY MOM I SMELT LIKE AMONIA, WHICH IS ONE OF THE FIRST SIGNS OF METH USAGE. WE COLLECT HOMMIES AND I STILL HAVE THEM. I ALSO HAVE A BUNCH OF DRAWINGS AND NOTES THAT ARE FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL. SHE MADE FIRE SCIENCE CLASS SO INTERESTING AND ALIVE WITH EXCITEMENT. AND I LOVE NENA, HER MOM. THIS IS STEVEN. HES EXTREMLY GAY. WAY TOO GAY. HE USED TO BE MY MANAGER AT TACO BELL, AND HE WROTE ME UP FOR CALLING HIM A FAGGOT. I THINK HES A TOTAL PARTY KID. THATS ALL I HEAR COME OUT OF HIS HOUSE, EITHER PARTIES OR DRAMA. BUT DONT GET ME WRONG, STEVEN IS PRETTY COOL WHEN HES NOT WORKING, HE TURNS BACK INTO A NORMAL KID AGAIN. HE MAKES THE FUNNIEST COMMENTS TO PEOPLE, TRYING TO PICK ON THEM AND IT JUST CRACKS ME UP. HE NEEDS SOME SERIOUS WORK AT THAT. THIS IS TRAVIS. GET READY TO PISS YOUR PANTS, CAUSE YES, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST KID IN THE WORLD. BUT ITS THE COOL KIND OF FUNNY WITH CUSS WORDS, AND GREAT SOUND AFFECTS, AND NOT THE STAND UP COMIDIAN KIND. HES FRIENDS WITH MY BROTHER, BUT HE SMOKES ALL THE TIME THO. HE USED TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF TRASH CANS WITH HIS OLD CAR GOING DOWN ALLEYS. I WONDER WHAT PEOPLE THOUGHT WHEN THEY WOKE UP TO SMASHED TRASH CANS IN THEIR YARD, BELONGING TO THE PEOPLE A COUPLE BLOCKS DOWN. HAHAHA. THERES NEVER A DULL DAY AROUND THIS KID. THIS IS TRACY. HE JUST GOT HIS EYEBROW PIERCED SO THATS WHERE ALL THAT BLOOD IS COMING FROM. HIS COUSIN TRAVIS GOT HIM KICKED OUT OF HIS AUNTS HOUSE CAUSE TRAVIS IS STUPID. HE LISTENS TO A LOT OF HEAD BANGER MUSIC SO HES COOL AS HELL. HE HAS A MOWHAWK ON HIS HEAD AND PLANS ON GROWING IT OUT REAL LONG AND DYING IT GREEN. WE HANG OUT ALMOST EVERY DAY AND PICK ON TRAVIS, ITS ONLY FUNNY CAUSE TRAVIS IS FUCKING STUPID. AND MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR LIGHTER AWAY FROM TRACY TOO CAUSE HE JUST MIGHT SNATCH IT UP AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE THAT MOTHER FUCKER AGAIN. IF YOU WANT TO BE UP HERE TOO, THEN JUST MESSAGE ME OR SOMETHING. I HAVE THOUGHTS OF EVERYONE. 
 
 

My Blog

IM BACK MOTHER FUCKERS!

WOW! life has been CRAZY since the last time i was on myspace. i dont even know where to start......lets seeeee......i went to cedar point like 5 days before school started and had the funnest time of...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:52:00 GMT

PROM 2007

MAN! prom was a fuckin blast. we met melissa and james in the parking lot beside the mall, where prom was held, and james was practicing his pop, lock, and drop it moves. he just got done putting on f...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 19:22:00 GMT

SOMEONE CALL THE REHAB CENTER

im not trying to be mean or anything but i just have to tell u this story. ok. me, lutecia, and melissa went to taco bell today at lunch and it was really busy, so when someone got up from there seat ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:09:00 GMT

$120 ticket

So, on my way back to school during lunch time, i got pulled over and they asked for my ciggs. i gave them to the officer and he gave me a 120 dollar ticket for possession of tobacco. thats $20 a cigg...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:20:00 GMT

one CRAZY night

so me, melissa, anthony, and 2 other dudes go out for a little joy riding. we go into millrace park at like 12:20 at night, but they close at 11:00, to fuck around. i speed up and pull the emerge...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:10:00 GMT

getting kicked out of Kmart

so me and melissa were shoping in the mall when we decided to go into kmart because i couldnt find any good sweat shirts. we went inside and i headed twords the clothes when melissa went to ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 13:02:00 GMT

me and melissa got pulled over

i was on my way to school when the cop flicked on his lights and, i didnt notice that i was getting pulled over until he fliped his siren on for a second. i pulled over and melissa snuck her seat belt...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 14:36:00 GMT

my car is fucked up

guess what..............................last week, my dads car wouldnt start in the morning so he took my brothers car. then my brother wakes me up at like 6 and take my keys to jump start my dads car...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:24:00 GMT

i got ARRESTED

me and three other of my friends went around egging cars and right when they were about to drop me off, the cop flipped on his lights and we got pulled over. we got out and were arrested right in fron...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:44:00 GMT

my most recent car accident

soooooooooooooo. i was driving to the gas station and a dog ran out in front of me, so i swerved to the right, slamed on the brakes, and my english book slid across from the passenger seat and un...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:26:00 GMT