THIS IS BRETT, HE PLAYS TOO MUCH SUPER MARIO. LOL, JUST KIDDING. HE IS PRETTY MUCH THE MOST AWESOME KID OF COLUMBUS. HIS MOM IS THE SHIT, BUT SOMETIMES IS MEAN TO ME. HE FUCKING HATES TOMATOES AND THINKS THEY ARE GROSS. I NEVER WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT I LIKE DORITOS WITH A HINT OF LIME WITHOUT HIM. HIS COUCH IS LIKE SITTING IN HEAVEN AND TAKING A DUMP. HE EATS A LOT OF BEEF AND POTATO BURRITOS, AND TACO BELL WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT HIM. HE WAS COOLER WHEN HE SMOKED MARLBORO RED 100'S. AND HIS DOG LOOKS LIKE A SLUG. THIS IS TABBY. SHES ONE OF THE COOLEST CHICKS OF COLUMBUS. SHE HID FROM THE COPS AT MY HOUSE. HER LAUGH IS AWESOME, AND SHE HAS THE COOLEST SCARS ON HER ARM. AND SHE WONT THINK TWICE ABOUT KICKING YOUR ASS. HER MOM MIGHT BE A HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS TO TABBY BUT SHE WONT SHOW THAT WHEN WERE HANGING OUT. CRAZINESS, INSANITY, TROUBLE, AND LAUGHTER IS WHAT YOUR GETTING INTO WHEN YOUR AROUND HER. I LOVE THIS CHICK. THIS IS JOSH. HE HAS A GIRLS COAT ON CAUSE HES CRAZY LIKE THAT. IF THERES NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT, JOSH WILL FIND SOMETHING. I THINK HIS FAVORITE PHRASE IS "YOUR MOM." I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT HIS CAR "MIGHT POSSIBLY" BEAT MINE IN A RACE. IM TWICE THE SIZE OF HIS MOM. HE STOPED SMOKING WHICH IS GOOD, AND HE HAS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED BABY BOY NAMED CONNER. THIS IS PARIS. SHE CAN PANCAKE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS. FOR THOSE OF YOU KIDS WHO DONT KNOW WHAT THE PANCAKE IS, ITS THE GREATEST MOVE OF ALL DANCE MOVES. I NEVER GOT TO RIDE IN HER CAR, BUT SHES STILL THE BEST PERSON TO RIDE IN A ROLLER COASTER WITH. IM TELLING YOU, CEDAR POINT WOULD HAVE SUCKED IF SHE DIDNT GO. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, CAUSE SHE BITES. BUT DONT WORRY, SHE WONT DRAW ANY BLOOD. CHILLIN ON THE ROOF OF TACO BELL WITH PARIS WAS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER. THIS IS CRAIG. HIS LAST NAME IS WEED. LOL. ME AND HIM GAVE THE NAME, GEORGE, TO ALL THE COCKROACHES. HAHA. ONLY ME AND HIM KNOW ABOUT THAT THO. I GOT STUCK IN HIS DRIVEWAY WHEN IT SNOWED SO HE AND HIS DAD HAD TO PUSH ME OUT. SOMETIMES HE SAYS HES GAY AND OTHER TIMES HES STRAIGHT, BUT I JUST THINK HES A GOLD DIGGER. CRAIG HAS THE FUNNIEST COME BACKS TOO, SO THERES NEVER A DULL DAY WHEN YOUR AROUND HIM. THIS IS JENNA. SHE HAS A BABY ON THE WAY AND I CANT WAIT. WE CAN AGREE ON SO MUCH STUFF, BUT U BETTER KEEP THAT AIR AWAY FROM US OR WE MIGHT HIT U. (SOMETHING ONLY ME AND HER WOULD KNOW.) HER BOYFRIEND SKINNY CAN KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS, EVEN THOUGH SHE PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE. HER AND PARIS MADE ME SPILL WATER ALL OVER MYSELF AT CEDAR POINT. AND I HOPE SHE NEVER SHORTENS HER HAIR CAUSE ITS FUCKING AMAZING. THIS IS ANDREW. HES MY BIG BROTHER. YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE THIS, BUT HES HAD A HUGE IMPACT ON MY LIFE. HE LISTENS TO GREAT MUSIC. HE PROBABLY KNOWS ME THE BEST EVEN THOUGH WE BARELY TALK TO EACHOTHER. WE KNOW HOW TO CRACK EACH OTHER UP. I KNOW HOW TO PUSH HIS BUTTONS AND HE KNOWS HOW TO PUSH MINE. HE KNOWS SO MUCH AND IT MAKES ME LOOK STUPIDER THAN I ALREADY AM. I WOULD SAY THAT I PROBABLY LEARNED EVERYTHING, BESIDES SCHOOL, FROM HIM. HE TOUGHT ME SO MANY THINGS, THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. IF IT WASNT FOR HIM GUIDING ME, THEN I MIGHT HAVE TURNED OUT MORE FUCKED UP THAN I ALREADY AM. THIS IS SARAH. IF YOU LIKE TAPATIOS, THEN YOUR FINE WITH US. WE MADE A SUPER HERO TEAM IN HIGHSCHOOL, AND TRIED TO GET MR. TAYLOR FIRED. WE BOTH GOT ARRESTED TOGETHER, AND THEY TOLD MY MOM I SMELT LIKE AMONIA, WHICH IS ONE OF THE FIRST SIGNS OF METH USAGE. WE COLLECT HOMMIES AND I STILL HAVE THEM. I ALSO HAVE A BUNCH OF DRAWINGS AND NOTES THAT ARE FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL. SHE MADE FIRE SCIENCE CLASS SO INTERESTING AND ALIVE WITH EXCITEMENT. AND I LOVE NENA, HER MOM. THIS IS STEVEN. HES EXTREMLY GAY. WAY TOO GAY. HE USED TO BE MY MANAGER AT TACO BELL, AND HE WROTE ME UP FOR CALLING HIM A FAGGOT. I THINK HES A TOTAL PARTY KID. THATS ALL I HEAR COME OUT OF HIS HOUSE, EITHER PARTIES OR DRAMA. BUT DONT GET ME WRONG, STEVEN IS PRETTY COOL WHEN HES NOT WORKING, HE TURNS BACK INTO A NORMAL KID AGAIN. HE MAKES THE FUNNIEST COMMENTS TO PEOPLE, TRYING TO PICK ON THEM AND IT JUST CRACKS ME UP. HE NEEDS SOME SERIOUS WORK AT THAT. THIS IS TRAVIS. GET READY TO PISS YOUR PANTS, CAUSE YES, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST KID IN THE WORLD. BUT ITS THE COOL KIND OF FUNNY WITH CUSS WORDS, AND GREAT SOUND AFFECTS, AND NOT THE STAND UP COMIDIAN KIND. HES FRIENDS WITH MY BROTHER, BUT HE SMOKES ALL THE TIME THO. HE USED TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF TRASH CANS WITH HIS OLD CAR GOING DOWN ALLEYS. I WONDER WHAT PEOPLE THOUGHT WHEN THEY WOKE UP TO SMASHED TRASH CANS IN THEIR YARD, BELONGING TO THE PEOPLE A COUPLE BLOCKS DOWN. HAHAHA. THERES NEVER A DULL DAY AROUND THIS KID.
THIS IS TRACY. HE JUST GOT HIS EYEBROW PIERCED SO THATS WHERE ALL THAT BLOOD IS COMING FROM. HIS COUSIN TRAVIS GOT HIM KICKED OUT OF HIS AUNTS HOUSE CAUSE TRAVIS IS STUPID. HE LISTENS TO A LOT OF HEAD BANGER MUSIC SO HES COOL AS HELL. HE HAS A MOWHAWK ON HIS HEAD AND PLANS ON GROWING IT OUT REAL LONG AND DYING IT GREEN. WE HANG OUT ALMOST EVERY DAY AND PICK ON TRAVIS, ITS ONLY FUNNY CAUSE TRAVIS IS FUCKING STUPID. AND MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR LIGHTER AWAY FROM TRACY TOO CAUSE HE JUST MIGHT SNATCH IT UP AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE THAT MOTHER FUCKER AGAIN. IF YOU WANT TO BE UP HERE TOO, THEN JUST MESSAGE ME OR SOMETHING. I HAVE THOUGHTS OF EVERYONE.Â
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