Rev. Dr. President, Etc. K.S.c

About Me

Original Patriarch of the President/Warhol generation. Son of himself.A long time ago in a city far from Ft. Regret, a woman by the name of Brandy Warhol considered herself an artist. She would paint portraits of figments of her imagination. One day she decided to concentrate hard on the vision of one of her fictional characters while pleasuring herself. The result was the first conceptual pregnancy in history. She gave birth to Sean after making conceptual love to the concept of Sean. Therefore rendering him his own father. Sean grew up into a delightful young man who went to the bowels of Florida to receive his degree in expertise. He returned as Dr. President, Ect. Therefore, I AM SEANS DAD.On January 17th, 2006, He turned 23. This activated the 17-23 connection and set into action the prophecy which my mother, Brandy refuses to recount for me. This leads me to doubt such a prophecy exists.Still later, in the first weeks of May, 2006, he recieved two Viennagram threats from the east coast. At first these threats were determined harmless, but on later inspection, a massive web leading to his soon-to-be-inevitable assasination had unfolded. The good Doctor went into hiding and Looshie McGuire, an Argentinian Fashion Operative, employed a decoy for his protection (and to make him big in Argentina).After this he came out of hiding, a completely changed man, and immedietly embarked on a vacation in France with the Graceful half of the Grache and his good buddy Kid Bolton, master fly-fisherman. After some major revelations on his own, he broke connection with his mother and the Irrational Revolution in general. He is now currently in hiding at a trailor park somewhere in Oregon. Things have gotten darker lately.Also, as it is worthy of mention, with the help of the Holy Spirit, he wrote the Kama Sutra.www.livejournal.com/users/iamSeansdad ..IamSeansDad I created my profile with Myspace Layouts+

My Interests

Carl Prather, Organic Clusters, House plants, out-of-house plants, Portland's pretty girls, Carl Prather, Carl Prather, Brandy Warhol,Pasta, Names that start with L, end in Y, and have "indse" in the middle, --getting away with comments like that one, Corsets, Large Array of Music, amassing only gifts and freebies, Surrealism, absurdism, catharsis, JAMES JOYCE, William S. Burroughs, being awesome, poligamy?, castration?, alfredo, Hunter S. Thompson, Finnegans Wake, Film, Writing, talking about alligators, going to the library, walking in the park, going DOWNTOWN (like in the song... when you are lonely and life is getting you phonely you can always go... DOWNTOWN!!!), starch, Oedepal Complexes, spores, molds, and, fungus, yes, hallucinagenics on mountain tops, the CIA, DEA, and FBI, complexes in General, women and not women: lately more off than knot, What Is It?, Syphillis, perversion, mental illness, capitalization, yes, typewriters, screenwriting, etymology, NINTENDO, and yes, I said Yes I will YES!

I'd like to meet:

SPIES looking for the REAL Doctor, believers in the Force, children of the revolution, Rad Americans, time-travelers, peaceful pilgrims, cats, you. I am also seeking the Logos and maybe Crispin Hellion Glover.

Music:

Just Screamin' Jay Hawkins and the Supremes. Hi, my name is Jazpur and I am right.

Movies:

Jesus Christ Superstar and Beetlejuice

Television:

Ali G., Wondershowzen, Steven Colbert and the missing finale of the White House Correspondence Dinner, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Ren & Stimpy, Transformers, G.I. Joe, Fox News (at the Overlook), Inside Edition (it's like crack), but in general I try to avoid the BRAIN SUCKING BASTARD.My cable just went out: THANK ERIS.

Books:

All JAMES JOYCE: Dubliners, Exiles, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Ulysses, Finnegans Wake, Kerouac, The Years of Bloom, Walt Whitman, G.E. Deadworry, Odgred Weary, Edward Gorey, Ambrose Bierce, Thoreau, Burroughs, Tao Te Ching (for your own sake, if you haven't read this, do so NOW), Joseph Cambell, Tolkien, Hunter S. Thompson, Ginsburg, Tom Robbins, Philip K. Dick, Evelyn Waugh, Etymological Dictionary, Snow Crash, House of Leaves, Heart of Darkness, Ray Bradbury, Vonnegut, Nabakov, Kafka, Crime and Punishment, books about dinosaurs or Egypt, Steal This Book, Chomsky, Medium is the Massage, Choose-Your-Own-Adventure, Naked Lunch, any Doonesbury or Calvin & Hobbes collection, books about the history of Video Games (particularly Nintendo), Mark Twain, That Awesome Volume of Fiction called the BIBLE, The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide, Principia Discordia, Burn Collector, The Stinky Cheese Man, Dr. Suess, Any collections of the art of Dali, Escher, Goosebumps, A Brief History of Time, or Magritte, Rhoald Dahl, Oscar Wilde, Robert Anton Wilson, The Etymological Dictionary, H. P. Lovecraft, Heart of Darkness, Dave Eggers, The Illuminatus Trilogy, books, books, books, books, books, every last one of 'em... go the Library, it's good for ya.Use the I-Ching.

Heroes:

CARL PRATHER, YOU, T.E. LAWRENCE, HORSELOVER FAT, DALI, OGDRED WEARY, JOSEPH CAMBELL, JAMES JOYCE, BRANDY WARHOL, and MYSELF... crispin hellion glover?

My Blog

Church of the Baked Regrets and Vision Dreams

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Posted by Rev. Dr. President, Etc. K.S.c on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:07:00 PST

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"...He proves by algebra that Hamlet’s grandson is Shakespeare’s grandfather and that he himself is the ghost of his own father... and the subtle African heresiarch Sabellius who held that...
Posted by Rev. Dr. President, Etc. K.S.c on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:43:00 PST

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incarnationrestless and wrecklessunscathed as she exits the scenestare sly and madmy clementine angelshe squeels like bubblegumwith broken egg essenceofferings of whiskey and cheesethe words of my fat...
Posted by Rev. Dr. President, Etc. K.S.c on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:17:00 PST

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The Lords Prayer (Revised)Æ ?SM5*I bless ess,the fierce son shining briteI bless Brandyin the nightI bless Doc,the Horus HawkI bless Eris,with whom I walk(in an image of an apple:)KALLISTI(next page:)...
Posted by Rev. Dr. President, Etc. K.S.c on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:53:00 PST

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(continued from previous diary entry of Michael Thompson:)17. Jen is a JuniperJen is a 23rd Degree Mason Jar;Jen is my 23rd lover.T=Libra...for this cycle at least18. Official Memberof the (crossed ou...
Posted by Rev. Dr. President, Etc. K.S.c on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:15:00 PST

Deary Diary - 1/23/74

(as with the last entry, and all later entries, the date is given as:)January 23rd, 1974THE BENSON HOTELand other hints at OUR identity:1. Jen is not my daughteror my sister but incestis implied2. A f...
Posted by Rev. Dr. President, Etc. K.S.c on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:11:00 PST

Deary Diary - 1/23/74

January 23rd, 1974(Transcriber's note: The date written for this entry is January 17th with no specified year. Underneath this date is written January 23rd in another handwriting. The page is covered ...
Posted by Rev. Dr. President, Etc. K.S.c on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:16:00 PST

Deary Diary - 1/18/74

January, 18th, 1974Dear Diary,All of that Sean's Dad stuff is out of my head now. I don't understand. Can alcohol cause such states or am I maybe epileptic. I don't have health insurance (another prob...
Posted by Rev. Dr. President, Etc. K.S.c on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:38:00 PST

Deary Diary - 1/17/74

January 17th, 1974Dear Diary,I AM SEAN'S DAD. I have no idea what this is about. What? I don't understand what this is supposed to mean, but it's burning in my brain like a great emerald fire. Actuall...
Posted by Rev. Dr. President, Etc. K.S.c on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:05:00 PST