Hey! Its Gumby from MySpace yo!! profile picture

Hey! Its Gumby from MySpace yo!!

I am here for Networking

About Me

my full name is edward gumbell johnson III.im composed of a synthetic blend of dyes, polythylene and plasticine.i starred in a television show in the 60s called 'gumby and friends' with my then boyfriend Pokey the donkey.i have a reputation of being a man eater so watch out boys rrrrrraaaahhhnow i work in a home educating young errant boys of the need to love your fellow man and how to date men, butt rape other boys and how to operate a steel furnace.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can walk through walls like i can, people who have 14 metere long schlongs, nelson mandela

My Blog

taste of chaos.......of the plasticine kind!

rooooooaaaaarrrr! my tuffcrew band gumby and the buttfucks made their much anticipated gigging debut last week to a crowd of mascara eating dicksmokes and fat ugly chicks in used tshirts scoffing down...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 02:55:00 GMT

gold coast indy 300 babay!

round round get around, boy does gumby get around. i went to the fabulous gold coast on the weekend to see my ex boyfriend Mark Skaife when i realised that his wang wasnt the biggest thing in town tha...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:36:00 GMT

the top 8, get ready to drop the soap again......

so it seems you can choose who you have on your 'top 8' friends thing. first of all, suck fucking shit to anyone who ever misses out on this. you are probably boring and ugly and unlikeable. second...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 02:35:00 GMT

my grand final day

im not much of an athlete outside the bedroom or red light district, but i do enjoy watching fit young men running around in short shorts tackling each other from behind. so i went to melbourne from m...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 06:58:00 GMT

my faggoty day again

GOT MY HAIR STRAIGHTENED OMG ITS TEH SECKS BOUGHT THE NEW FROM FIRST TO LAST ALBUM IT MAKES ME WANT TO PASH BOYS AND LEARN HTML WENT TO THE DENTIST CAPS LOCK KEY GOT STUCK THATS IT
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 03:39:00 GMT

my very gay green day

so here is my faggoty day of gayness - took photos of myself kissing some emo guy cuz all the myspace fuckwits like it and used photo shop to make it seem cerebral and arty - went to the shop and bo...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:02:00 GMT