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M. O. M@D@ F@wKiN B.

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About Me

I'm in straight up M.O.B. mode rite now... Jonkx jus don't understand a kid like myself... & I don't want em 2....Itz money money money get a dollar F@wk a B!tch.....But I Luv my SisterZ... Oh I Luv my SiSterZ..... Itz a difference between SiSterZ & B!tchez... Hope ya know whatcha R.... & He!!!! N@www I won't be ya Superman... I will not/won't save her cuz she don't wanna be saved.... Hope ya @zz know how 2 swim....Jus M. O. B mann.... LOL... But I luv my sisterz.....Lil wordz from ya boy HOV....SisterZ get respect, B!tchez get what they deserve SisterZ work hard, B!tchez work your nerves SisterZ hold you down, B!tchez hold you up SisterZ help you progress, B!tchez will slow you up SisterZ cook up a meal, play their role with the kidz B!tchez in street with their nose in your biz SisterZ tell the truth, B!tchez tell lies SisterZ drive cars, B!tchez wanna ride SisterZ give-up the ass, B!tchez give-up the @zz SisterZ do it slow, B!tchez do it fast SisterZ do their dirt outside of where they live B!tchez have niggaz all up in your crib SisterZ tell you quick "you better check your homie" B!tchez don't give a f@wk, they wanna check for your homie SisterZ love Jay cuz they know how 'Lip iz I love my sisters, I don't love no B!tchYup... Jus sum wordz....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jay Lip
Birthday: January 15, 1986
Birthplace: Bronx, NY
Current Location: Boring Mada F@wkin VA
Eye Color: Dark Brownish
Hair Color: Blackish
Height: 6 footish
Right Handed or Left Handed: It depends on wat I'm doin.. Fa da most part... Right
Your Heritage: African American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timz
Your Weakness: I'm SuperMan..... only dat green stuff..
Your Fears: Gettin My Heart Smashed Again... By sum Punk @zz Female...
Your Perfect Pizza: Doe+Sause+Cheese+Sum Meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Gettin a Beautiful Female Friend with her head on...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Word....
Thoughts First Waking Up: I really don't know...Hmm.... I gotta P... I think....
Your Best Physical Feature: My Lips.... I don't know.....
Your Bedtime: Imma Grown @zz Young MAN.... I sleep when I wont...
Your Most Missed Memory: My Last Year in Phoebus High....
Pepsi or Coke: Water...... I don't drink dat other Ish...
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds....They Love 2 see me : )
Single or Group Dates: Either or.... Doesn't make a differentz
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla..... But I like Strawwberrrry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Wat..... Neither.. I don't drink dat Ish....
Do you Smoke: H 2 da Hizznaw....
Do you Swear: H 2 da Hizznaw.... only in text wit &%%$ stuff... Add on...
Do you Sing: LOL... Only when I wanna
Do you Shower Daily: Only like....Hmm...do I.... Yeah... LOL.... I'm so FRESH..
Have you Been in Love: Hmmm yeah....Dat Ish Hurtz....
Do you want to go to College: I did...... Then I decided I waz finished...
Do you want to get Married: Hmm..... Ya can say dat.... sum day...
Do you belive in yourself: I ?uess..... Watever dat ?uestion meanz....
Do you get Motion Sickness: I'm SuperMan.... Come on now.... I fly in any wheater.....
Do you think you are Attractive: Hmm...... Not gonna lie.... I don't think I'm UGLY..
Are you a Health Freak: Nope.... but healthy....
Do you get along with your Parents: Yerrrrp....
Do you like Thunderstorms: They Aiight.... I sleep rite throu emm....
Do you play an Instrument: Nope..... Unless ya count da PS2 or XBOX....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Umm...... I think so.... I forgot....
In the past month have you Smoked: H 2 da Hizznaw....
In the past month have you been on Drugs: H 2 da Hizznaw....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: H 2 da Yerrrrp...... If datz watcha cool em....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yerrrp...... I Go bout 2wice a week....
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.... Not a big fan a chocolate foods...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Iz dat dat fish datz not cooked... If so... H 2 da Hizznaw
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nawww.....
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've only been dumped 1ce.... but no iz da answer..
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nawww..... Dat Ain't fa me.....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope....
Ever been Drunk: Not really.... I only get tipz....
Ever been called a Tease: LOL....yeah...
Ever been Beaten up: I'm SuperMan.....
Ever Shoplifted: Yerrrp....I've gave those dayz up..... Itz not me...
How do you want to Die: I'm Not going 2... I'm SuperMan... But if I do... Fast..
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Older, Wiser & Improved Me.....
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil.... Dem lite skin junkz are CRAZY.... (I luv mostly all woman thou)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any....
Favourite Hair Color: Darkish.... Doesn't really matter.....
Short or Long Hair: Longish.... Doesn't really matter thou....
Height: Shorter than me....
Weight: Imma face person... soo... It doesn't really matter...
Best Clothing Style: Clothless.... Da ROC.... Doesn't matter....
Number of Drugs I have taken: Less az possible 2 none.....
Number of CDs I own: Doesn't matter...but @ least 1 Jay-Z CD......
Number of Piercings: Doesn't matter....
Number of Tattoos: Less az possible... but It doesn't really matter...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Fallin in & out of dat Wack @zz Ish Called "LUV"
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My Interests

I like long walks on the beach and thou the park.....if you believe that, you have problems you need 2 iron out lil pimp.

I'd like to meet:

Yo mamma & Diz person.....Vida....Shez a BEAST....

Music:

Jay-Z of Course...& More....But fa All Ya Beautiful Ladies........

Movies:

Kill Bill 1 and 2 and others....................................

Television:

Whatever is on TV when I'm in the room...........Just Like Dave Chappelle....

Books:

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Heroes:

My older Sis, she is like my 2nd mother.......Also like a Superman....but a female version....so I ?uess dat would be Wonder Woman?....Watever........

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