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Michael

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About Me

I want to vote ANYBODY BUT HILLARY this election. No, I am not sexist. I wanted Elizabeth Dole to be president. I am just anti-Hillary. ************************************************************ **********************************************************If I show kindness, it is out of gratitude for the love Christ has shown me. ************************************************************ ********************************************************** Take that risk, step out in faith, in the midst of your doubts, the assurance from God will follow.***************************************************** ************************************************************ *********************************************************I WOULD RATHER LIVE MY LIFE AS IF THERE IS A GOD, AND DIE TO FIND OUT THERE ISN'T, THAN LIVE MY LIFE AS IF THERE ISN'T AND DIE TO FIND OUT THERE IS.********************************************************* ************************************************************ *********************************************************I love to travel, so I drive a Tour Bus. I love to write, so I write for magazines. I like to help people, so I am a handyman. Service to others is the debt I owe 4 being alive! Jack of all trades, and master of many. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ *********************************************************
You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?My Mom always told me, "Michael, Find something you enjoy doing, then find a way to get paid for doing it."******************************************************** ************************************************************ *********************************************************It has long been a philosophy of mine 2 live as if I were dying, so I really like that country song that says the very same thing.****************************************************** ************************************************************ ********************************************************* "And let us consider how we may spur one another on toward love and good deeds." Hebrews ************************************************************ **********************************************************I am not a "phone person". I don't like to chit-chat on the phone. I hate paying a phone bill for something I totally cannot stand. Phuck the phone! You can text me though and it won't bother me much. The necessity finally outweighed the nuisance. My step-dad had terminal cancer, and I wanted my Mom to have a way to contact me in an emergency. If Randall-dude gets annoying, I can simply ignore his call. Just kidding Tom. I would rather be texted than called though (971) 388-2498 ************************************************************ **********************************************************I fish, don't hunt. I drink, don't smoke (cigarettes).I prefer to smoke salmon. I like white water rafting. I like Coke, not pepsi. I am pro-life. I have 5 kids who are the center of my life. I like to sing (sometimes in the shower)or spontaneously random (anything might set me off), watching the sunset on the ocean, and horseback riding. I like to cook (I make a mean batch of campfire chili) My cajun shrimp is legendary as well. ************************************************************ ********************************************************** Alcohol sets off a special song mechanism in me. If you give me a drink, I will likely start singing. ************************************************************ **********************************************************I love camping. I love baseball, and especially the Mariners, Redsox, Cubs and Dodgers. I have an earring (it's a cross)I like karaoke.My dog is a rottweiller named Rocky. I rescued him from the pound, and my ex had him neutered. Beware of my ex, she likes to neuter.I love the smell of freshly fallen rain. I like sitting by the campfire in the dark. I love the first cup of coffee in the morning, sitting in my back yard with my dog by my side. Vine ripe tomatoes are my weakness, washed, sliced, salted, peppered and never ever refrigerated. I want some cheesy poofs! I give excellent Australian Kisses. I will take my bagel with cream cheese. "Waiter, check please." Let's all go to the karaoke bar. You know I am a walking juke box. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ Seek the one who controls the future

My Interests

Foreplay. You know, that's the beginning of the chess game, when you still have your queen and both rooks.I like Jack Daniels with Coke.I like chinese food too, because at the end, you get to have your cookies. Skinny-Dipping is a passion of mine. There's nothing like the freedom of swimming naked, it is liberating.Gummy worms are awesome! Let's have a round of rum and coke. I make a great strawberry daquiry.
You've Experienced 84% of Life
You have an amazing amount of life experience. In fact, you've seen and done more than most people.
So congratulate yourself on what you've done so far. The future is only going to be more of the same! How Much Life Experience Do You Have?

I'd like to meet:

Osama Bin Laden in a dark alley. I got a few things I wanna discuss with him. I'll show him what a real infidel is. I would also like to meet the man who put the bop in the bopsheebopshebop and the man who put the ram in the ramalamma ding dong. Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand? is anyone singing along? Okay, this could lose me some points, but I voted for George W. Bush. I am not a war monger. I don't agree with everything the man does, but I support my president. I believe he is doing his job as best he sees fit. I believe he is basically a good man. You can stone my ass at any time.I also want to meet Mariners relief stopper JJ Putz. It would score me some big time points if Colleen could meet him too. Got Putz?I am an ordinary person. I can do extra-ordinary things with the help of Christ who gives me strength and power.

Music:

I love listening to the Beach Boys, Steven Curtis Chapman, Beatles,Jim Croche, Nicole Nordiman,AC/DC, Jimmy Buffet, Casting Crowns, Simon and Garfunkel,Led Zepplin, Red Rain, Eagles, Neil Diamond, Queen, Elvis Presley,Dire Straits, Jan and Dean, Merle Haggard, George Jones,Terri Clark, Reba Mackintyre, Hank Williams Jr., Alanis Morrisette, Three Dog Night, Crystal Gayle ,Kenny Rogers, Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, John Denver, Patsy Cline,The Newsboys, Pink Floyd, Barry Manilo, Buddy Holly, Tammy Wynette, Elton John, Ricky Nelson, Roy Orbison, Mercy Me, Ray Charles and Willie Nelson. Man oh man I love the Bohemian Rhapsody and also Stairway to Heaven. Add Kutless to that list. I like a wide variety of music from Classical to Country to Hard Rock. I seldom listen to rap or hip hop.EVERY ARTIST AND EVERY SONG IN MY PLAYLIST,I HAVE SEEN LIVE IN CONCERT. THE SONG U R LISTENING 2 NOW, I HAVE SEEN PERFORMED IN PERSON.I am looking for some Shoji Tabuchi to add on my playlist, but haven't been able to find anything. I heard him perform in Branson several years ago.

HowManyOfMe.com

There are:
990
people with my name
in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?

Movies:

The hills have eyes (orginal version)/Chitty Chitty Bang Bang/ Bambi/ Old Yeller/ Enemy Mine/ The Green Mile / Bevis and Butthead do America/ Shawshank Redemption / Dead Poet Society / Death Wish / The Omega Man / The Ten Commandments /Pay it Forward/ Roots / Pretty Woman / The Devils Advocate / Gone With the Wind / Planet of the Apes / Jurassic Park / Jaws / On Golden Pond / As Good as it Gets / Terminator / Tarzan the Legend of Greystoke / King Kong / Titanic / Star Wars/ Fight Club/ The Bridges of Madison County/ We're no Angels / Quo Vadis/ Castaway / Caveman / Bloodwork / Silent Running / The Fugitive / I Claudius / Soylent Green/ A time to kill/ I spit on your grave
Your Life Is Worth...
$710,000 How Much Is Your Life Worth?

Television:

I yanked out the cable. TV sucks. I turn it back on in October to watch the World Series. I do miss South Park, Jerry Springer,America's next top model, The Simpsons, Twilight Zone, Unsolved Mysteries, X-Files, CNN and Bevis and Butthead.

How Will I Die Quiz

You will die at the age of 76

You will die of sunburn trying to beat the world record for nude sunbathing

Find out how you will die at Quizopolis.com

Books:

The Bible (King James version) it's like poetry, The Biography of a Grizzly (Seton Thomas) Who has time for alot of book reading when there is the internet?
What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)

You have a very hard time focusing, and you find it difficult to stay on task without your mind wandering. You probably zone in and out of conversations and tend to miss out on directions because you cannot focus


Manic Depressive
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Paranoia
What mental disorder do you have?

Heroes:

My kids are my heroes. They constantly remind me that I depend on their love to get me through my life.They are my extension into the time beyond my life. They are the mark I will leave on this earth.

My Blog

My published articles

So if any of you are curious about what I have been writing lately, check out my recent articles at Helium. Here is the link: http://www.helium.com/users/414945 I have written for about several p...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:18:00 PST

Remembering a barenaked summer night

REMEMBERING A BARENAKED SUMMER NIGHT  Watching MTV with my teenagers, I have enjoyed the high energy and antics of the Barenaked Ladies. Has anyone else noticed, there aren't any ladies in the gr...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:49:00 PST

Sci Fi Story

Good morning and welcome aboard, you are tuned to KFLY radio, 640 on your AM dial, where we explore the unknown what's out there in the skies (your area 51 of the airwaves). I am your radio host StarG...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:24:00 PST

Article submission

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Posted by Michael on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:07:00 PST

Pacific Wonderland Tours - Spring 2008 Brochure

PACIFIC WONDERLAND TOURS Spring brochure - 2008 Call Charlene >> 503-378-7928 The ground hog saw his shadow, we have new tires on the van, let's kick some asphalt. "On the road again, I just can't wa...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:34:00 PST

Letter to Cathy

February 13th, 2008 Cathy, You break my heart when you hurt our kids. How could you be so cruel? Alex is the sweetest, most tenderhearted, kind and compassionate 17 year old boy I have ever known. I ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:31:00 PST

Best French Toast ever !

On my recent road trip to California, my girlfriend Colleen and I stopped at the Worlds Famous Samoa Cookhouse in Eureka, California. After eating their delicious bread, I bought a loaf. The next day ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:55:00 PST

My Disneyland photo online

When you ride on the Buzz Lightyear ride at Disneyland, it snaps your picture. Then you can enter your email at the end of the ride, and it sends the picture to your email box. I am sharing my picture...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:02:00 PST

Smooshy stuff

Going on a Disneyland road trip with my girlfriend Colleen. This will be her first "real vacation". I will put up a new photo album of the trip after we get back. It's not all about Mickey Mouse ears....
Posted by Michael on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:27:00 PST

Pacific Wonderland Tours Fall / Winter 2007

Pacific Wonderland Tours Fall / Winter 2007 Mom and I need your help to build up our list of travelling friends, so I am simply going to ask each of you to think of one person who you feel might enj...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:50:00 PST