!!!TRASH FREAKOUT!!!

We go through your rubbish and trash at night. Finding gems and diamonds that get strewn out by unknowing housewives, complacent husbands, ignorant creeps and the technologically inhibited. We want anything you dont want, we search up to our elbows, cut open taped up boxes. try on clothing, eat your leftovers and plug in your old electronics. You might be lucky enough to spot us in a yellow street light digging through your neighbours inorganics in our specially designed overhauls, laughing at their loss and our gain. We put the 'gone' in real gone!