Well what can I say
I crap where ever I want,
I pea where ever I want, and
I bite what ever I want.
Pretty soon I hope to hump everything I want.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Golden Retriever!
What is your name? Augie Doggy McElligott!
What other nicknames do you have? Nessa, Fatty watty, Aug, Woobie!
What is your favorite treat? Peanut butter raw hides!
What would your owner describe you as? Sexy but fat!
What is the funniest thing you have done? Puked in the Dining Room!
What is the bravest thing you have done? Ate a squeirl!
Yes or No
Are you neutered? What's that?
Are you a social animal? YEAH!
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Nope!
Are you friendly? Very!
Are you overweight? YEAH!
Do you like warm milk? No!
Do you eat cheese? YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Do you eat bugs? EWWW
Do you live with other animals? No
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Yeah
Do you like to exercise? PSSSHHT NO
Do you like car rides? Yup
Do you get into stuff? Yup
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Yes! but i love my brother Ryan most!
Do you like to swim? Never tried it
Do you chase laser pen dots? Yup
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? YEAH I LOVE THEM A LOT!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
