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Bryan Smith

Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk.

About Me

I have crooked pinkies. I like noises. I despise the taste of cream soda. I had a clarinet, but it was stolen. I have more body hair than you would think. I'm liberal. I no longer have a sweet tooth. I have a ping pong table in my kitchen. I hate Gene Simmons. I like Nina Simone. I don't know how to drive stick. I (sort of) have a band. www.myspace.com/thebettergimp Click here to view a bigger version of my map!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

your family

Music:

I'm obsessed.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, The Big Lebowski, Rocky III, Triplets of Belleville, and others.

Television:

The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm,Unscripted, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Jeopardy!, Nip/Tuck, Sportscenter, Bill Maher, the news

Heroes:

Jon Stewart, Martin Luther King Jr., Miles Davis, Paul McCartney, Andre 3000, Bobby McFerrin, Larry David, Dahmer, Liu Kang

My Blog

Photographs from a recent art show I attended in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

doll heads, bananas, and butterflies holy bong tinfoil penguis will eventually rule the world doug=art my mom's hot bug beer...
Posted by Bryan Smith on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

The softer side of SportsCenter.

Do you guys like those emotional segments on SportsCenter? You know, the ones about the kid with no legs and cancer who finally gets to play and scores like 6 points for his high school basketball tea...
Posted by Bryan Smith on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:59:00 PST

Whammy.

Do you guys remember that show from the 80's called Press Your Luck where conestants would hold their hands over a large red button yelling "Big bucks, no whammies aaaand STOP!" at which point they wo...
Posted by Bryan Smith on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:06:00 PST

The state of Delaware smells like a giant asshole.

At least today it does. It's not so bad at my house by the beach, but honestly Delaware, poor choice in scent.
Posted by Bryan Smith on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:46:00 PST

A letter to Pete Rose.

Dear Pete Rose, You're a fucking badass. The fact that you're not in the baseball hall of fame makes we want to kick an elderly woman in the shin and watch her fall. If Barry Bonds ends up in Coopers...
Posted by Bryan Smith on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:06:00 PST