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joe

He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man

About Me


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Name: joe
Birthday: 7190
Birthplace: igloo
Current Location: ur moms bed
Eye Color: blue and green
Hair Color: bald
Height: .001120580808080 miles
Right Handed or Left Handed: middle
Your Heritage: pigme
The Shoes You Wore Today: jesus shoes
Your Weakness: nothin
Your Fears: muthafuckin spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: skittles
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: douche bag
Thoughts First Waking Up: im not thinkin that early
Your Best Physical Feature: toes
Your Bedtime: yesterday
Your Most Missed Memory: idont remember
Pepsi or Coke: mountain dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: mint
Cappuccino or Coffee: nestea
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: horribly
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: ya
Do you want to go to College: yup yup
Do you want to get Married: of course
Do you belive in yourself: i try
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: you tell me
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: ya
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure y not
Do you play an Instrument: a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ya
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: maybe
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ya
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: prolly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: ya
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in past month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea
Ever been Drunk: hellz ya, lets get krunkified
Ever been called a Tease: hope not
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: ya
How do you want to Die: i dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i little kid
What country would you most like to Visit: albania
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: dont care
Height: 3'6"-3'7" or 12'4"-13'7"
Weight: super mega obese
Best Clothing Style: no clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: a million
Number of CDs I own: dunno
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 46
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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[Marital Status]
&..39;[Shoe size]' 12
[Parents still together] i think so...they were last time i checked...but ya know, shit happens
[Siblings] yup
[Pets] yup
FAVORITES
[Color] green
[Number] 55/420/69....ya know, the best
[Animal] wildabeast
[Drinks] vodka/everclear
[Soda] with vodka
[Book] cant read
[Flower] dandelion
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] im bald
[Twirl your hair?] yes all the time
[Have tattoos?] 46
[Have Piercings?] no
[Cheat on tests/homework?] yea
[Drink/Smoke?] yes, sometimes
[Like roller coasters?] yea
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] sure
[Want more piercings?] no
[Like cleaning?] yes, its my favorite pastime
[Write in cursive or print?] i cant write
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] yes
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] ya
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] when i was like 3
[Considered a life of crime?] all the time
[Considered being a hooker?] i AM a hooker
[Lied to someone?] of course not.....yea, ok
[Been in love?] in love with the greatest person ever
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yup yup
[Been in lust?] dunno
[Used someone] prolly
[Been used?] prolly
[Been cheated on?] hope not
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] no, thats fucked up, do it to me ill stab u in ur eye
[Stolen anything?] yes
[Held a gun] yea
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] i dont wear clothes
[Current mood] dont have feelings
[Current taste] raspberry scone
[What you currently smell like] liver and onions
[Current hair] french braid
[Current thing I ought to be doing] sleepin
[Current cd in stereo] bob marley
[Last book you read] see spot run
[Last movie you saw] see spot run : the movie
[Last thing you ate] dog shit
[Last person you talked to on the phone] jessi
[Do drugs?] sometimes
[Believe there is life on other planets?] sure
Remember your first love?] jessi
[Still love him/her?] more than anything
[Read the newspaper?] no
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] depends, iv only experienced 1
[Do well in school?] i could, but im too lazy to try
[Wear hats] no
[Hate yourself?] yea
[Have an obsession?] jessi
[Collect anything?] no
[Have a best friend?] yea
[Close friends?] yea
[Like your handwriting?] no
[Care about looks] no
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] dont member
[First kiss] dont member
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] depends
[Do you believe in "the one?"] ya
[Are you a tease?] maybe?
[Too shy to make the first move?] usually
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yea
[Bitch/Asshole] sometimes
[sarcastic] of course not
[Angel] yes
[Devil] no
[Shy] yea
[Talkative] no
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My Interests

everythingTake the quiz:
What thug drink are you?

40 Oz. Malt Liquor
You like to cruise around get f things up. More than likely you have been or will be involved in a drive by at least one in your life.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic || 10%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

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Movies:

Lion King

Television:

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Books:

I cant read

Heroes:

bob marley, peter griffin, buddha, chuck norris and myselfTake the quiz:
Who would you be in the War of Armageddon?

The Antichrist
You'd be most fit for the role of The Antichrist in the War of Armageddon. You are the most vile of all human beings ever created. You possess supernatural powers not of this world, granted to you by satan himself. You are perhaps the most intelligent human, with a wit like a fox and the ability to manipulate yourself into or out of any situation. You will conquer the entire earth using manipulation and an iron fist. Mankind is merely a pawn to you, something to use and to abuse. You will lead the dark armies through hell's gates and onto earth to fight the last battle between good and evil.
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What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 27%
Kissing Skill Level - 84%
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