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Howdy, I am Andy, or Andrew, or what ever you prefer. Im just a lil chap from the local ghetto called 'Swanley', situated on the outskirts of London, and within close proximity to a not so lovely town called Dartford. Swanley is actually a lovely place once you see past the chavs, occasional pikeys, and inbreds. Why it is even home to the Worlds Greatest Kebab shop - 'The Swanley Charcoal Grill'... had sum hefty meals down there havnt we lads lol, and possibly the main attraction of my homestead. Kebab making masterclass you hear! I have just finished at Wilmington Grammar School for Boyos or W.G.S.B as it is known to the kool kats who go there. Had many funny times there, both back in the days of cussing and putting people through walls, and some recent things like waitrose club lol, and the infamous kitchen. Now my academic life is over i am being a bum, lounging around with no money, spending the money i do have on someone very special to me and wishing we were really rich and could buy chanel bags :p. I am also the victim of a Baileys addiction, that stuff so nice, but then again so's any alcoholic beverage really. Especially a gud old Kronenburg, ooo yeah. Top beer has gotta be a chilled San Miguel, preferablly served on a warm evening in sunny Spain. Memories lol. Anyways im a nice young lad.
Drinking should always be done in moderation, and this site is in no way promoting or endorsing the over use of alcoholic beverages. This site also certainly doesnt advertise a friday/saturday night 'lets get hammered' drinking culture. Any references are purely coincidential...
...So lets go get Wankered.
Blencathra Geog Trip - Pillow Fight Video! That trip goes down in living memory. 4 schools from accross the county trapped in a big house for a week, with nothing to do. And so the worlds biggest pillow fight is born. You can see a superb sly but savige shot frm John, and Harrison looking like he's gunna kill someone. So funny....
Blencathra Pillow Fight Video Link
"I'm off to Swanley and i might not come back,
Im watching out for youths in burberry baseball caps..."

EXTRACT: Letters From London - Down On The Estate.
2005 - Present.
The INFAMOUS WORM GAME! Forget about ninja training, this is the best thing since sliced bread.
Andy's MSN Space - Where I Keep My Photo Albums and Other Random Bits n Bobs
Your a Nut. As crazy as a Coconut.
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I'd like to meet:

Hmmm well...
The bloke who invented Cheesestrings - What a fuckin' legend!
Bob Dylan - Absolute lege
Westwood - purely just to slap him for being such a bellend
The bloke who invented 'Kelloggs Coco Pops' - Im guessin thats 'Mr.Kellogg' himself, but im actually addicted to them, ate a whole box one morning few days back. I feel like a savige. So amazingly nice tho.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andy Matthews
Birthday: 20th July
Birthplace: Swanley!!
Current Location: Swanley!!
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown/Blonde
Height: 5''11, pushin 6ft with hair stuk up lol
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: You what?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some brand spankin new smart ones frm topshop for school, then converse, then dunlops lol
Your Weakness: Being far too lazy
Your Fears: Salt covered pretzels.
Your Perfect Pizza: This spicy beef one i had today :-D
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: See if its possible to have more than 10 tequila slammers and sambuccas without being ill (my personal best)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol, Haha, Hehe etc lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Pretty much always, 'I wanna go back to bed'
Your Best Physical Feature: Been told eyes, so tha'll do
Your Bedtime: Bedtime what? oh no i get it, erm 10.30 wen shattered, and long gone midnite wen im out or on holiday lol
Your Most Missed Memory: Quite a few! funny times from school, the park, and definatly cypsela
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi because thats what BURGER KING does and i love it
MacDonalds or Burger King: definatly BURGER KING
Single or Group Dates: singles fine lol
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Iced Tea - sex in a bottle, mind you i did live off nesta iced tea in cypsela soo i love em both really
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, much easier
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Yea
Do you Sing: Yea, badly!
Do you Shower Daily: Every morning
Have you Been in Love: erm yea
Do you want to go to College: well i made it to 6th form, tha'll do
Do you want to get Married: yea sumwhere down the line
Do you belive in yourself: yes most definalty, if you put ure mind to it, you can move mountains, oh yes!
Do you get Motion Sickness: yea sumtimes
Do you think you are Attractive: thats not for me to say! better than average tho :-p
Are you a Health Freak: yea when im in a 'look good for summer' mood
Do you get along with your Parents: mostly, but they can be severe gays at times
Do you like Thunderstorms: what a wierd question, erm no cos i shat a brick wen i my plane got hit by one, propa scary!
Do you play an Instrument: recorder harmonica tambourine and triangle lol! and know a bit of guitar n piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hell yes, most definatly
In the past month have you Smoked: nope i dont smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: past month, nope only alcohol if thas a drug lol.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: only like 3 or 4 days a week, so yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes actually!! ate so many on holiday, and ive carried it on
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but i wanna go to the new yo sushi in bluwater, walk past it lyk evryday, with envy lol
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only to find out what was behind the big curtain on the school stage. There was nothing!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: haha yeeah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only mates things for a laugh, had most of my stuff stolen by eric the sly fox
Ever been Drunk: you having a giggle.
Ever been called a Tease: yea
Ever been Beaten up: nope, taken a few punches, no match for the mean machine that is andy matthews tho lol
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: knowing that i had finally been a success
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Architect, if not, full time waster
What country would you most like to Visit: America i guess!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or Brown
Short or Long Hair: as long as it looks good
Height: no preference lol
Weight: slim
Best Clothing Style: anything that looks good, eg a topshop wardrobe lol
Number of Drugs I have taken: nothing big, just one
Number of CDs I own: ermm quite a few, most on itunes tho
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: many, but ahhh well, dont regret, look to the future, you dont know whats gunna come round the corner...!

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