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bronx boy,tuning,blood pudding,paging your mother's VCR,face firsting dry wall,bathing in Apple Jacks milk,googling the word google,growing psychelberries,snorting coke to Becker theme music,building faulty bunkbeds for Arian wiggers,ejecting ravage,muttering "fuck that" under my breath when old man tells me to scrub in a circular motion,frogstorms,boom bap,original rap,dia,fresh kicks,real people,horsehead bookends,ingesting numerous Wii systems in order to win free water,number 3 pencils,feeding my pet mouth,imaginary enemies,chicken adobo,returning video tapes,hunnydips in Gotham,chumporado,making SnakeEyes do windmills,dark matter,watching Smallville on mute while pumping Left Field,wall staring,conscious calling,game giggling,love needing,pink cookie crushing,ground stalking,apparatus unearthing,nosebone brainstabbing,acting normal,jammin on the one,purposely confusing Alanis Morrisette with Cheryl Crow,provoking thoughts,winning pink elephants,lay-up drills,obscure glasses,evil Sulu,good music,meg,lumpia,prolonging smalltalk,indulging in the resource-abundant plutonium fumes of my two door timewhore while a nutsqueeze capacity of steaming Libians burn Benji's of pump 87 in a shit-for-Eurovan that couldn't monkeyback a seedless GrapeApe if their Inspector Gadget crumpled sheet-spanned lives depended on it.What else?Oh yeah...R-thentic footwork,beating up bathrooms,commiting suicide on other people,the Grey Havens,pansit,good and bad cinema,facemelting spitfire,laughing for health purposes(ironically with a group of Libian hippies),babinka,gun kata,finding far-fetched look-alikes of people,ninjaing,sho-pow,art,sharting,farting to ease the discomfort of an akward silence(usually in elevator situations),the female human figure,C-rayz Walz live,ube,sleepjogging,ARTificial WALKing,forgetting Coleco,sinigong,giving crop circles tape-ups,flan,taking fix-hair stats for Dirk,Nash,Hido and Manu,ube hopia,Sloan Petersen,inheriting the earth,sizzlefrying fake thugs,running pissleg from real ones,religiously sending Jack Black dislike mail for cohersing oneself to take the Cosmic Shame literally,and most of all...nailing my Cambodian son's adopted mother while fantasizing of skipping stones with the girl who found my photo album.