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demandra

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About Me

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My Interests

Here's a cool place to go shopping, found in my little village!
Mystical Blue Skye

Here's some cool music
icebergradio. all the coolest radio stations are out of Canada. Even ...
SphericLounge


"Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage" ~ Ray Bradbury

I'd like to meet:

----Henry Miller
----Nick Cave and Blixa Bargeld, but not necessarily at the same time.
----My real family, b/c i'm certain the one i have now was simply due to a clerical error.
----Hunter Stockton Thompson.
----Crispin Hellion Glover. I bet he's crazy in bed.

Music:

Nick Cave (and the Bad Seeds). Enough said.........ok i'll be fair to the rest of 'em. Tool. A Perfect Circle. Ministry. Mazzy Starr. Deadbolt. Primus. Cult of the Psychic Fetus. Bjork. Frank Sinatra. Neko Case & Her Boyfriends. Lou Reed. Grateful Dead. The Cure. Skinny Puppy. Peter Murphy. Type O Neg. Peter Gabriel. The Smiths. and yes, i'm a closet listener of Sting and Fleetwood Mac.

Movies:

Monty Python & the Holy Grail. Young Frankenstein. Airplane. Alice's Restaurant. Napoleon Dynamite. all of the LOTR. Interiors. Actually, just about anything woody allen....The Last Detail. The Shining. Natural Born Killers. Pulp Fiction. Jackie Brown. The Royal Tennenbaums. Mystic River. The Lost Boys. Dolores Claiborne. Pet Sematary. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. The Wall. Edward Scissorhands. Ruben and Ed. Brimstone & Treacle. Say Anything. The Graduate. Cool Hand Luke. Five Easy Pieces. Henry & June. Blue Velvet. River's Edge. May. Heartburn. Benny & Joon. Nightmare before Christmas. M*A*S*H. a clockwork orange. The Weight of Water. Lost Highway. PeeWee's Big Adventure.

Television:

I used to not have cable b/c my kids did nothing but sit around and stare at the tv, drooling. Now we have cable again and i sit around in front of the tv, drooling.

Books:

Anything by Henry Miller.
anything by Hunter S. Thompson.
Year of Wonders.
and the ass saw the angel.
Wisconsin Death Trip.
Juliette.
Wicked.
Slammerkin.
Mirabilis.
Three Squirt Dog.
Beautiful Death.
The Third Witch.
Harvest Home.
The Weight of Water.
Bone House.
Under the Skin.
Steal this Book.
The Chocolate War.
Whores for Gloria.

Heroes:

anyone who actually reads a book once in awhile.

My Blog

it was like a wax museum on a respirator.....

These pictures were really taken in the year of our lord, 2007.  I know it appears to be sometime in the decades of the 70's or 80's but no, it's really 2007.  Don't be frightened.  The...
Posted by demandra on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:14:00 PST

Thank you, Jason Whitlock

Imus isn't the real bad guy Instead of wasting time on irrelevant shock jock, black leaders need to be fighting a growing gangster culture. By JASON WHITLOCK - Columnist Thank you, Don Imus....
Posted by demandra on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:17:00 PST

A Case for Birth Control

OK so i've had a really long last few days at work and i decided that tonight after i took care of the things you have to take care of when you're a mom (they've been referred to as Thing 1 and Thing ...
Posted by demandra on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:34:00 PST

priceless

~ at-home pedicure.......$0.00 ~ at-home leg-wax........$12.99 + tax ~ realizing there's no crime in taking time out to remember you're a woman, not just a mother and an office worker.......priceless...
Posted by demandra on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST

Alien 3 was cool until....

I noticed that Ripley was wearing peach-colored lip gloss.  After having crash-landed in water in an escape pod after being cryogenicically suspended.  And was living on a prison ...
Posted by demandra on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

My Quitting Smoking Dream Journal

I started my nth attempt at quitting smoking on Monday.  This time i decided that instead of my "usual" quit methods (i.e. unplanned pregnancy or cold turkey) I was going to use something so I ch...
Posted by demandra on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:13:00 PST

Public Service Announcement

Only in my house can you open up your freezer to find that your daughter has frozen flies in water in a storage container, claiming it to be some weird sort of sociological experiment (on the flies' s...
Posted by demandra on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:19:00 PST

You know it's time for a drinkie

When you're a mom, and you have finally had just about enough and decide to get your point across by doing your impression of Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction rambling on about the wrath of god and e...
Posted by demandra on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:39:00 PST

Brilliant Stuff Part Two

March Planned For Next August Blind Bishop Appointed To See Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide Patient At Death's Door--Doctors ...
Posted by demandra on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:51:00 PST

Brilliant Stuff Part One

Amazing Newspaper Headlines! http://english.glendale.cc.ca.us/badheds.htmlPeople employed by real newspapers (well, maybe not any more) actually wrote this stuff ... Something went wrongin jet crash,...
Posted by demandra on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:49:00 PST