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Andrew Johnston

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About Me

I'm a writer/comic/producer/licensed midwife originally from Brockville, Ontario - so you KNOW I'm cool - and I'm now living, laughing and loving in Toronto... Ontario... Canada.I can't believe I'm actually on myspace. I've always classified people who get myspace as people who grotesquely overestimate their popularity and/or public interest of them... so that said, it's perfectly believable that I'm on myspace. Anyway --- add me --- on the offchance that I'll say something funny. Huzzah!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd like to meet? Other people in "the biz" as it were. Or if you are a tweenage girl with the screen name =-=((>SpArKlePoP<))=-= or something --- I can tell you bitches right now - y'all is barking up the wrong tree --- but I'll still add you. Because I enjoy the affirmation.

My Blog

On the Topic Of: American Idol...

And a good Wednesday to you.Ah Wednesday's. Named after the mythical Welsh god Woden. From what I can deduce, he was into humping. Which is why they named this day after him. Who the balls knows.So......
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:57:00 GMT

On The Topic Of: The Oscars

Salutations.How's your winter been? Notice that broad stroke?How I can ask you how an entire season of your life has been? And why?Because I've been so shamefully M.I.A. (missing in action, that is......
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:46:00 GMT

Viral Video Vixens of '08!!!

Haaaappy New Year! It's Aught 9 and I have to guess that you're feelin' fine. Primarily, because that shit rhymes. How was your new year rung in? Fun-ly? I assume so. Mine was good? I say that as a qu...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:20:00 GMT

Bitches Loved AND Hated in 2008!!!

And a happy holidays to you... they continue to rage on...It's my highest and brightest hope that they were indeed happy, and you're not currently powerless (in the electrical sense), as many wind-str...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:43:00 GMT

Christmas Songs to make Babies to

Well happpppy holidays to you and yours!How ya been keeping? Well, I assume. I've been pretty decent myself.Last week's 10th edition of Bitch Salad was a thunderous success (save for a bit of a glitch...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:53:00 GMT

Big Whoop! Who Gives a Bibble? Gabba gabba hey.

It's been a while since I've gabba gabba hey'd, hasn't it?So, hi...How was your weekend? Mine sucked toad ballsacks. I was in Hamilton slinging 'funny' all weekend to a crowd of - if I could borrow a ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:51:00 GMT

Catchin' Up...

Wowza.It's been some time. I think since Obama won or some garbage.It's so awkward to come back to the blogosphere after being AWOL for so, so long. It's like running into a a good friend who you just...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:10:00 GMT

That "Yes We Can" Blog

Wow wow wow wow wow...So yeah, apparently, there was some sort of political to-do in the United States earlier this week.Barack Obama won the presidency of the United States of America Tuesday evening...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:53:00 GMT

The Bee's Knees

And a good Wednesday to you.Last night I braved the snow - YES, SNOW. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! - to venture out to the cinema to take in "The Secret Life of Bees".I'd tell you more about it, but it's a secre...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:27:00 GMT

Comings, Goings, Doings

Hey friends... Friends of friends...How've you been keeping? I trust well.I've been busy. Good-busy.Last Tuesday, of course, marked a particularly Sapphic edition of Bitch Salad - a Gi-normous thank y...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:49:00 GMT