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T. J. R.

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My pirate name is: Dread Pirate Vane Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

My Blog

HA HA!

HA HA! I'm tellin ya... If you don't come to our party I'll be seriously "Trestey en el pantolones...." Some of you have an excuse and I know who you are... But the rest of you... Vengence cumeth, and...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:17:00 GMT

Things R a changing.

Long time no blog... Just moved into a new abode. It supreamly kicks ass. 4 blocks from downtown, so no more havin to run the late night gautlet of Tippsy T vs the FUZZ. Shit, it even has a hottub, h...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:53:00 GMT

What it is!?

What's up all you groovie kat's! It's been awhile. Things've been movin along like they always do. Holidays were cool, got some time off and kicked it with all the cool peep's in H-Town and beyond. W...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:57:00 GMT

Did you labor on Labor day?

I know that I didn't. But that's enough rubbing it in...  A middle-aged Texas cowboy walked into a drug  store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to sai...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:32:00 GMT

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!Shit may just be the ! most functional word in the Englishlanguage.Consider:You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shitfor brains.With a little eff...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:24:00 GMT

Just another day in paradise

Aloha Everybody, How's it Krackin in myspace land? Work is super slow right now, still trying to figure out how we are going to bottle without a bottling line. (If none of you know I work in a winery)...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:14:00 GMT

shive em in the kidney

That's right stick that muthrfuker right in the kidneys Shmucky my maintnance manager must die!!!!! Who the fuck ownes a cell phone but doesn't leave it on when there not at work?! Isn't that the who...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:46:00 GMT

Big Petes birthday!!!!!!!!!!

It's the big man's birthday today... Got off work for an hour 1/2, went to Old Mexico,had a beer and part of a BOLLA, and a taco salad. If you have never tried a BOLLA then you just don't know what u ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 15:10:00 GMT

Thursday

Fuked... Think I got a lung infection this weekend. It BLOWWES... but fuk it, you can't stop the rock... The following "English Language" signs were observed in various overseas travel locations throu...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:30:00 GMT

The 5 stages of drinking

The Five Stages of DrinkingLEVEL 1:It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. One of your UNE...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:13:00 GMT