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About Me

I go to the desert and the river. I'm a laid back guy that likes to have fun and meet new people, especially nice, beautiful girls. I like to travel, I go to Mexico alot. Off-road racing in Mex is one thing you have to try, or at least watch up close, once in your life. I went to SDSU. I've never been on a cruise but that will change soon. I like to have fun and know how to have a good time in any circumstance. I workout and I keep myself in good shape, but that doesn't stop me from puttin' my health on the back burner from time to time and partying and having a good, drunk time.

My Interests

Definitely a good, fun, crunkin' time. Bars (SD, all bars in PB, and east county) Gordon's Well and Borrego are where I go to the desert. I usually wakeboard at Walter's Camp. Sometimes I head out to Martinez, Havisu, and Lake Powell. I like football, been a CHARGER fan since they day I was born, and pretty much all sports on ESPN until I saw professional scrabble on ESPN2! What the FUCK is that?!?

I'd like to meet:

people who are as rad as me

Music:

Anything and everything...except stupid music.

Movies:

Comedies, are you kidding. The Big lebowski, Blazzing Saddles, Gone in 60 sec., Pootie Tang, Ladies' Man, 8 Mile, and Ben Stiller is a genius ..

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Television:

Chappelle Show, South Park, Reno 911, SportsCenter, Simpsons, Football every Sunday and Monday, Discovery Channel

Heroes:

My Blog

Breasts and life

Breasts help us live longer, and now it is a proven fact!! 10 mins. of breasts a day is like a 30 min. workout in the Gym... so next time a guy is checking out your rack, don't get mad, push them out ...
Posted by Mr. Coxtails on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:45:00 PST

Parker 425, gettin' dirty

yep, just got back from the parker425 race........and it SUCKED! Not only did almost all of the off-road racers not show up, but the one that actually did, broke down 28 miles into the 425 mile race....
Posted by Mr. Coxtails on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ZAK"S Pub

ok, check list: rope fools at pool...check. spend only $5 a pitcher....check. recieve multiple pitchers...check. Drive to Jack in the Crack and purchase 2 chicken sandwiches and 4 tacos...ch...
Posted by Mr. Coxtails on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why I hate pussy, sometimes.

NO I'M NOT GAY!! Fuck little kittens. We just got one and the little bitch ran under the motorhome and hid. I was chasing it around for 30 mins. until finally I gave up, it can get run over for all...
Posted by Mr. Coxtails on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shity grades

I should probably start actually showing up to class. it seems my grades are fuckin low. I try to look over the books the night before but that gets boring in all of two seconds. I think I do well ...
Posted by Mr. Coxtails on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Borrego Springs 50 trip

Just rode in from Borrego on Sunday. 50's flying and girls no where to be found! I think all the girls out there need to put down their beers and go to the gym. Sit ups are in need and how about ru...
Posted by Mr. Coxtails on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST