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About Me

Environmental crusader/bureaucratic-red-tape-cutter by day, sentimental gadabout by night.
"Limiting diffusions to two dimensions increases the number of evolutionary jumps within the species."
"Diffusion" is the movement of stuff from high-pressure to low-pressure areas or systems. You and I diffuse constantly, from love to love and hate to hate, from family to family, from anger to delight to rage to fear. Limiting the show to two dimensions, to the X axis of love/fear, human/Cylon (us/them), we got a lot accomplished. By restricting the vectors of evolution to just a couple of dimensions, as the war has done, you increase the amount of change in a given organism or soul: good and evil, them and us, pain and love, loneliness and democracy, are fingers squeezing carbuncle: we're just what comes out.
JC
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


People who worked for MTV in the 90's.
http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2006/08/04/mtv_25/

Tom Robbins. This man alone could convince me that the sky is really green and we've been walking on it this whole time. He'd also explain what the hell that means.
Joss Whedon. Because everybody's a geek about something, and I want a job.
Rachel Weisz. Cause damn.

My Blog

Annual Spring Injury - 2009 Edition

. . . coming soon. Well it already came but I don't wanna get into it.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 09:15:00 GMT

Privy to the new shit

Hey all,Check this out!http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listing/boatDetails.jsp?b oat_id=1815128&checked_boats=1815128&ybw=&units= Feet&currency=USD&access=Public&listing_id=1984& a...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:47:00 GMT

Got more cash money than the Ivory Coast / You think that aint right youre freedom toast

Stumbled on xkcdb the other night. Someone more talented than me should musicatize this.-Jblorpy> "federal kickbacks trickle down, so why you homies frown?; you out there earning your wage, just be ha...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:57:00 GMT

Armchair war machine

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/top10-2007/index10.htmlTake a look at 10. http://www.thevoyager.net/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticl ePrinterFriendly&uStory_id=02823f9e-7864-4aa5-a0fd-8a914 ffedad0Ho...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:47:00 GMT

Get in touch with your inner angsty teenager

That's right, The Smashing Pumpkins, famed alt-rockers and spokeswhiners of the 1990s, are coming to Portland for one night only on September 21st. The last time they came around was in the year 2000,...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 13:53:00 GMT

Back up back up cause it's on - N.A.T.E. and me, the Warren to the G

I'm in Buffalo right now. Talked about some people talking about environmental impacts. Last weekend I was at a wine rave in Walla Walla dancing with Argentinians and lesbians. Then was Los Angeles to...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 14:51:00 GMT

The Annual Spring Injury - 2007 Edition

So it went like this. My new roommate was like, "So there's a BMX track near here."Do I need to finish this story? For the benefit of the narratively challenged I'll keep trudging, but fuck the setup ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 22:18:00 GMT

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

In the parking lot of the downtown bank there is a vinyl tent the likes of which is usually rented to the county fair to house army recruiters and those hypnotists that use the clip-on lapel mic. O...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:43:00 GMT

Soccer Mom Gon' Waste You

Walking into work the past few days, I've seen a bumper sticker on the back of a shiny Chevy Blazer that I couldn't quite figure out. Not so much that it went over my head, more that I had this feelin...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:32:00 GMT

Walla Walla shorts to waste your time and mine

You wouldn't be here if you weren't bored. Let me help with that.----I suspect the children here were raised by wolves. Not in the sense where they sit down to dinner and molest everything but the nap...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 00:25:00 GMT