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About Me

23 year old Hungarian living in G-ville with my luscious girly and my 1 year old baby boy, trying to realize the meaning of all the things that mean something. cartoon layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

Surfin' the NET, hangin' out and RELAXING, playing with my son. SHROOMS BUDS

I'd like to meet:

Sean Connery, Al Pacino, Eminem, Leonard Cohen, Mel Gibson, Tommy Chong, Michelle Pfeifer, Bruce Lee The one and only Master Dragon

Music:

Hip Hop, R&B, Jazz, Indie, Rock, Metal, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO COUNTRY..........Country to me is like a hammer made of broken glass and rusty nails pounding down fiercely upon my scrotum and flames from Hell burning my ear drums simultaneously. Not too fun

Movies:

Out Cold,Sin City, Scarface, Time Machine, The Machinist, Any Bruce Lee flicks. I love movies because they give me an escape and a brief disconnection from the madness of the world.

Television:

Cartoons and Anime....... mostly Family Guy and Adult Swim-Aqua Teen Hunger Force,Harvey Birdman,Squidbillies....And the cool ass info-mercials that come at 4 in the morning and you're on your last bowl of crip and stuck to the couch, Its great.

Books:

I love books that are adventurous and exciting , something that will keep me reading and wanting to read again. I really like Dean Koontz and James Patterson as well as Robin Cook and Tom Clancy, my all time favorite is H.G. Wells.....so ahead of his time , check him out

Heroes:

My hero is my momma, my father was never around and she did her best at raising my sister and I, and for that I cherish her and announce her my Hero

My Blog

All THE DIRTY PEOPLE

Ever wonder why the Public Bus smells like 2 homeless people ran an Aids marathon, then without showering took a huge shit after eating eggs and spinach.....Yeah, I do all the time you say . Or why mo...
Posted by SIMI the HUN on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:58:00 PST

WHY R LITTLE PEOPLE GIVEN HAPPY MEALS

Being little would be the best , especially if your trying to get the kids meal prices at any restaurant. Oh, I'm too full to eat an adult portion of Hot Wings but I want that greasy goodness in...
Posted by SIMI the HUN on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 04:45:00 PST

Alone in Bat-Country

I was driving down route 66 in the out-skirts of Las Vegas during a hot summer morning in 1987. The speedometer read at about 83 mph and I was trying to press my luck. I buried the fucking pedal. Next...
Posted by SIMI the HUN on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:12:00 PST

Cereal is Fun!!!!!

When I'm at home by myself and theres no-one around , not even a mouse, I like to play my second fave game (next to Lincoln Logs). And this is Froot Loop Poop Shoot. Its also a Blasty-Blast to play an...
Posted by SIMI the HUN on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:01:00 PST

Chinese Take -Out

Why is it that Chinese people can't drive ?? Is it because they have those funny shaped eyes. You know, the ones that look 1 part autism and 2 parts really drunk on whiskey . Sometimes I'...
Posted by SIMI the HUN on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:23:00 PST

New World Order

How will we ever defeat the mighty knives?, asks the teaspoon. Hold your wits, replied the Soup spoon, we must join with the salad forks and unite against these festering ingrates. Just because o...
Posted by SIMI the HUN on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:11:00 PST

BOWEL MOVEMENTS

If I say I like to wipe my ass with soft tissue paper, I'd be lying. In actuality I like to use the thickest paper towels I can find. And this is because when I take a BIG POOP and finally flush the T...
Posted by SIMI the HUN on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 12:24:00 PST

THE BIRTH OF MY SON : 5-26-2006 = 2:16 P.M.

Well, the day I've been anticipating has come to pass and let me tell you, an enormous weight has been lifted from my chest and my breath comes easier than it has in a long time. Thankfully...
Posted by SIMI the HUN on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 04:31:00 PST

RELIGION OR SUNDAY FOOTBALL?????

So lets see ...........hhhmmmmmm. What in the world should I do this Sunday ??? Maybe attend church and give thanks to my lord and savior or be the slothful piece of shit everyone expects me to be. Th...
Posted by SIMI the HUN on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:18:00 PST

WE MUST UNITE AGAINST THE GINGERS

The Gingers are Our Enemies. The Gingers have been around for centuries,but are only known by a few select individuals. They are like Vampires in a way,...
Posted by SIMI the HUN on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:04:00 PST