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Kerry

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About Me


SHE THINKS SHE'S CLASSY. BUT THATS AN ILLUSION. HER THICK BLACK FRINGE HIDING A MULTITUTE OF SINS, SHE SITS GLAMOUROUSLY SMOKING HER MENTHAL CIGARRETTS. COATED WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GLITTER, HER EYELASHES EXTENDED AND WEARING FABULOUS TRASH (TO VOLUPTUATE HER IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES) SHE STRUTS HER STUFF, LIKE SHE REALLY IS THAT IMPORTANT. AND YES. SHE IS. SHE'S AN UTTER BITCH. LETS SAY HONEST. BUT WHO CAN RESIST HER CHARM?
PUT THAT IN YA 'ABOUT ME BOX' AND SMOKE IT.

My Interests

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Me and Alistair when we're old...

My Blog

The Curse

Somehow i have managed to bestow my misfortune with telecommunications upon my whole household, rendering all land lines dead and broadband connection useless. Thank fuck somebody has an un-passworded...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 14:58:00 GMT

I used to be all right.

You stole my dream, You stole my heart, You stole my soul. You stole my passion,You stole my love,You stole my whole.I used to be all right,Before your were my all.
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:04:00 GMT

I AM A SWAN.

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Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:49:00 GMT

SINKING

i'm sinking like the titanic. i've been split in two. but it was not an ice burg which resulted in my demise. it was a mere cube. I need him to come melt it for me with his warm breath.
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 15:09:00 GMT

WELL POSH. INNIT

looks are most certainly not deceptive. well not in my case. i am indeed. just as posh as i look. the single matter in hand. is the fact that. i do get my grocery shopping delivered. courtesy of tesco...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 13:20:00 GMT

How is it that...

....in a city of 7,465,100 people you can feel like you are so alone. how is it that when people are pushed up against you from all sides on the tube you can feel so lonely. how is it that when peopl...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:42:00 GMT

ALAS

I have made the plunge, taken the step, fucked off from the island of hellish hell-ness to Londinia forever, or for the forseeable future at least. This is the begining of my life as it is to be known...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 14:01:00 GMT

THAT FUCKING BITCH!

OH MY GOD! That fucking bitch I work with, [we wont mention any names] not only does she constantly bumm fags off not just me but everybody, never buys fags [dont you hate those people] but tonight sh...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 16:19:00 GMT

MALNUTRITIONED

Yes that's correct I went to the doctor and she said That I am lacking in vital 'love vitamins' which are found to be most present within myspace comments/hugs/myspace picture comments/kisses/and/mysp...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:58:00 GMT

Shaking but not stirred

Well, today I had my first RTA involving another veichle which wasn't my fault. Tell you now not fun, only a little bump, but I was shaking like a leaf, knocked my cigarette right out of my hand. Assh...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 15:28:00 GMT