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Benjamin

Be yourself, don't take anyone's s***, and never let them take you alive.

About Me

The man, the myth, the legend. I recently decided to take up bounty hunting to suppliment my EvE Online addiction. King of the wiffleball grounder to third, hardcore spot-lighter, and explosion guru. Oh...and once I jumped a shark on skies. Take the quiz:
What Halo Character Are YOU???

Covenant Elite
Woah good job! You are an Elite!! Youre tough as nails, and you know it and so does everyone else. You are a strong leader. Although you may seem barbaric, you are very inteligent. You can aways find a way to solve a problem.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jim Rome, Micheal Wilbon, Al Capone, Boba Fett(if he promised not to kill me)

Mickey Z
People Iced: Seventeen
Car Bombs Planted: Six
Favorite Weapon Switch-Blade
Arms Broken: Twenty Two
Eyes Gouged: Sixteen
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Skinner
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AWSOME-GAME

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, CCR, Dashboard Confessional, Jet, the Pixies, the Toadies, Micheal McDonald

Movies:

TOPGUN!! Star Wars, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Truman Show, Man on the Moon, Constantine

Television:

Pardon the Interruption is my favorite T.V. and I will do anything to listen to the Jim Rome radio show! Go Clones!

Books:


I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

Heroes:

Robert Hamburger...everyone should read about his life story. Which Has Been Hero are you?
You are: Jimmie Dugan
You're not exactly the classic image of an athlete. You're lewd and crude, especially if you've been out late doing who-knows-what. That doesn't stop you from putting one deep in the seats when it's game time, however.
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My Blog

Story of my life.

--------- got an old white chevy peanut butter top same color flows out tha back wood stain to match my leather 24 inches off the ground like jeezy got that thang on me so u better take it easy catch ...
Posted by Benjamin on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:08:00 PST

Man Laws

-------------MAN LAWS----------------     1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.   2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a her...
Posted by Benjamin on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:58:00 PST

Birthday Blog Bash.

Thats right, today is the day.  Angels sang, trumpets sounded, the clouds parted and I was crapped onto this earth twenty-two years ago to the day.  Some people say my conception was of a lo...
Posted by Benjamin on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 08:16:00 PST

Yay Blog Time

Okay I am feeling it today!  Though I will try to keep it b*itch free since some people think that all blogs are nothing but cry sessions.  I have a lot to get to so lets get this booty shak...
Posted by Benjamin on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:01:00 PST

Men

Okay I stole this off someone else's blog but it is that good.   1. Men ARE not mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need...
Posted by Benjamin on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:24:00 PST

Weekly Rants and junk.

Okay so Alabama won the American Idol...errr I mean Taylor Hicks won American Idol. /gag If you ever want a brain exercise...sign up for EvE Online.  The single most complex game I have ever seen...
Posted by Benjamin on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:02:00 PST

This is for you, well mostly for me...but you can enjoy.

Okay I have not written a constructive blog in awhile...err ever.  So I thought I would exfiltrate my everyday thoughts through this electronic medium.  I know I know, you are wondering "wha...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:44:00 PST

All about Nicole Hutchison

Here's how it works... There are 16 questions that you have to fill out about the SEVENTH person on your top 8. This is just to see if you know this person as well as you think!So start answering!1) N...
Posted by Benjamin on Wed, 10 May 2006 07:48:00 PST

I might as well.

Since the popular thing to do is to post these survey things -which I don't think anyone but stalkers and loved ones read- I swiped one off of someone else's  bulletin and filled in my own answer...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:39:00 PST

Kicking Names and Taking Arse

So today I thought I should really bring the noise.  CMART, the original house of assholes, have decided to stage a dine-n-dash at the local chinesse resturant that always heckles us because we a...
Posted by Benjamin on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:55:00 PST