Hollywood Streetwalker (NEW SONGS)

Well, if I recall correctly, the Great Grindcore Drought of 1932 was in its third year, which I suppose would make it the Drought of 1929, or 1935, depending on which way you count. Turns out there were three hobos riding the rails from San Francisco to a destination yet to be determined. There was Matthew, the cantankerous six-stringer who would strum and strum until his fingers gave out, what with the polio and all. Andrew had several pots and pans which he arranged around him, thwacking upon them in a rhythmic fashion. Suffice it to say he had trouble holding down a steady job. And then there was Michelle, the most lady-like of the trio, whose velveteen voice could erode marble if you wedged a jackhammer between her teeth. By the time they were caught by the conductor, they had written several songs and were in the midsts of choreographing an elaborate stage show, far more advanced and risqué than anything vaudeville had to offer. And then nothing happened, until one day in their travels, they stumbled across a embittered young man who went by the name Cory and could knock the teeth out of prissy women at fifty paces. Impressed, they asked him to join their band of ill-wishers and murderous cads. And then nothing happened again. But then something happened again in 2006, so there you go.
As of this August, we have begun work on our first ever full-length-type recording, album title and track listing forthcoming. This is certainly our fastest, heaviest, and most awesome material to date. Sure, bands say that all the time, but seriously, if you bust out a metronome and compare the two, you can verify that it's faster. As for heavier, when your speakers surrender from over-thrashification, you'll understand. And most awesome... that's just obvious. And a select few tracks from our demo will be reappearing with better arrangement, production, and so forth. Speaking of which...
...we also are responsible for the much-somethinged YOU ARE OVER demo, whose original production run is all but gone, though it may resurface in the future as a limited-edition something or other. The tracks were as follows:
01. Impaled Vomit Lord
02. We Put The Fun In Funeral
03. You Think You're Metal... I Used To Eat Bone Marrow
04. All I See Is Teeth
05. Full Body Dry Heave Set To Music
06. Dumber Than A Box Of Hair
07. I'm Not Gonna Pay Your Final Expenses
08. You've Got A Face For Radio
09. Am I On A Gameshow?
10. We're Only Human, Yet We're Still Far, Far Better Than You
NEW TRACKS!
The four tracks on our myspace page are the latest recordings since 2004 for us, entitled "Do you like RuPaul?". They will be used primarily as a demo/ep but also possibly for a split with Grindcore/Power Violence maniacs "BINGO".
Song titles are:
01. I want to shit in the toilet of your dreams
02. I'm not gonna pay your final expenses (Old song from 2004 - Rerecorded)
03. Quantum leaps in rocket surgery
04. Stuff what in her mouth?