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Joshua

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

About Me

I am 24 and I like spiderman,...a lot. I also like movies, I own like a gazillion of them. Which is probably why i am so skinny. I buy movies instead of groceries. Poor Jenn, I think her stomach is eating her bones. I am forcing her to grow her hair out so we can sell it and use the money to buy movies. Sometimes i brush it for her while watching Halloween, my favorite movie. I tried to sell Killer once for a movie, but no one wanted her because her sniffer is broken and she likes to hump strangers. I also like milk. When Jennifer buys it, i drink it all. Poor Jenn,...if her stomach doesn't get her bones, the osteoporosis will. I should give her a sip every once in a while. I am in school to be a teacher. Sometimes i don't know if that's what i want to be when i grow uo because i really want to go to school to learn to make movies. I also like to sign up for expensive tests that i have to pass to get my degree, and then not show up.....because i stayed up the night before watching movies. Did i mention that i like movies? I am also OCD. I like to make Jenn sit in the middle of her seat at restaurants so she will be centered. I don't like to look at things that are off center. If i ever make a movie, everything will be perfectly centered. Oh, and i make Jenn stack cups according to color...no mixing and matching!! Sometimes i think she does it on purpose because she has nothing else to do. I mean, she's probably lonely what with me watching movies all the time, even during the tiny window of time she has between work and school. So how do i have all this time to spend watching TV? Easy. I am unemployed. That's right. Read it and WEEP!! But it's a really rad deal,see, I make up for it by making the bed every now and then and what not. I am a really good bed maker. I make sure all the pillows are centered. So enough about me. Tell me about yourself! What kind of movies do you like?- "About Me" written by Jennifer Matthews
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My Interests

Film. Music. Books. Art.
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You Are 62% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You scored as Michael Myers.

Michael Myers


65%

Leatherface


35%

Candyman


35%

Jigsaw


35%

Jason Voorhees


30%

Pinhead


30%

Hannibal Lecter


25%

Freddy Krueger


25%

Captain Spaulding


20%

Buffalo Bill


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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I'd like to meet:

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You Are 52% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Music:


Movies:

My DVD Collection at DVD Aficionado
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 92%
You are a movie buff of the most obsessive variety. If a movie exists, chances are that you've seen it.
You're an expert on movie facts and trivia. It's hard to stump you with a question about film. Are You a Movie Buff?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

heros, studio 60, scrubs, nip/tuck

Books:

Anything by Stephen King, Chuck Palaniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, or Edgar Allan Poe.

Heroes:

Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 70% Hulk 70% Robin 65% Green Lantern 65% The Flash 55% Superman 50% Catwoman 50% Wonder Woman 45% Iron Man 45% Batman 35% Supergirl 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Blog

Tag!!

Tag You're It! So, the rules are that once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird habits, thoughts, things, etc. about yourself. At the end of the blog you need to choose 5 people t...
Posted by Joshua on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:06:00 PST

Academy Award Nominations

  An (X) is placed by my picks. Winners to be announced on Sunday, February 25th. Best Motion Picture of the Year Nominees: Babel (2006) The Departed (2006) X Letters from Iwo Jima Lit...
Posted by Joshua on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

Online At Last

Ok, so I'm here.  I may or may not stay, but right now I'm here. I have been looking at other people's MySpace pages, and I have to say that I am a bit disappointed that no one puts forth the eff...
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:48:00 PST