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About Me



Kristina Rose Anderson is 16. She's a varsity cheerleader at Highland High, and this is her sophomore year. She's in the game, but don't play her. She's getting into theatre=] She's really outspoken, and you'll know what she thinks about you if you listen behind your backXD. Dancer at heart, and she's trying to get back into it. She is addicted to myspace bulletin surveys and texting. She likes facebook much more than this, so go find her! AIM is dancechik516 and her cell is 678-5189. text her=]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

THE LIST<3

---> florida=]
--->my 16th birthday=]
--->school starts=[
--->tailgate=]
--->camp tecumseh=]
--->Toby Keith concert=]
--->Homecoming Game=]
--->Homecoming Dance=]
--->Halloween=]
--->Christmas Break=]
--->Christmas=]
--->New Years=]
--->California=]
--->Cheer Competition=]
--->22 days until Laporte Cheer Competition=]
--->118 days until Summer '10 begins=]
--->195 days until my 17th birthday=]

i'll give you a nickle of you tickle my pickle-

you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy-

you must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise-

of course there are lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one i'd like to take back to my place and mount-

excuse me, i just noticed you noticing me and i'd like to give you notice that i'm noticing you, too-

if i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i'd be walking through a garden forever-

it's not my fauly i fell in love, you're the one who tripped me-

do you have a bandaid, because i scraped my knee falling for you-

help, something's wrong with my eyes, i can't take them off you-

hey baby, you must be a light switch, because everytime i see you, you turn me on-

hi, i'm the new milkman, do you want it in the front, or in the back-

i'm no Fred Flinstone, but i can make your Bedrock-

Do you want a boyfriend? yes? well when you want a MANfriend come find me-

excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. what? BEEP-

hey babe, want to make an easy 50 bucks-

want to come see my harddrive? i promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy-

you know how they say the skin is the largest organ, well not in my case-

my name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want-

do you work for UPS, i could've sworn i saw you checking out my package-

they call me "coffee" because i grind so fine-

my name's doug, thats GOD spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in there-

hi, i'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus-

do you like magic, because i want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand-

i'm foreign, and i have Russian hands and Roman fingers-

you remind me of pokemon, i just want a pikachu-

i wet my pants, can i get in yours-

my name is Justin, Justin Credible-

was your father a meat burgler, because it looks like someone took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress-

are you free tonight, or will it cost me-

(use index finger to call someone over)i made you come with one finger, imagine what i could do with my whole hand-

can i see your tan lines-

you know what would look good on you, me-

excuse me, is this dress felt? would you like it to be-

do you give head to strangers?no? well allow me to introduce myself-

do you know what winks and screws like a toger? *wink*-
ever played leapfrog naked-

let's play house, you'll be the door and i'll slam you-

i'm new to this country and you're the prettiest sight i've seen so far, mind giving me a tour of your body-

i had a wet dream about you last night, want to make that a reality-

i think i could fall madly in bed with you-

i'd look good on you-

i've got a condom with your name on it-

if you and i were squirrels, could i bust a nut in your hole-

let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down-

sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us-

that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed-

that shirt is very becoming on you, then again, if i were on you, i'd be coming, too-

there are 265 bones in the body, you want one more-

those are nice jeans, mind if i get in them-

want to come to my garden and see the big hard cucumbers-

what's easier, you getting into those tight pants, or me getting you out of them-

will you be my love buffet so i can lay you on the table and take what i want-

do you like whales? i have a hump-back at my place-

i'm looking for some treasure, can i look around your chest-

you've been a bad boy, go to my room-

nice dress, can i talk you out of it-

i heard your ankles are having a party, want to invite your pants down-

do you want to box? get on your knees and give me two blows to the head-

what's your last name? that goes well with my first name-

if i were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed-

let's play kite, i lay down, you blow and we'll see how high i get-

i'm easy, but it looks like you're hard-

nice pants, can i test the zipper-

i want to take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case-

i want to take out your golf clubs and score a hole in 1-

i'm like a tropical island, hot wet, and waiting for tourists-

you're on my list of things to do tonight-

if you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my Wookie-

want to get down on me like four flat tires-

i'm a vegetarian but i'd make an exception for your meat-

been to India? well i'll get it India-

i'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them-

i must be hunting treasure, because i'm digging your chest-

is there an x on your pants? because it looks like a wonderous booty is underneath-

nice bible-

i'd rather ride you than yoshi any day-

your body is like wonderland, and i want to be Alice-

My Blog

quotes because i have no life;

Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself. ********* meeting you was fate. being your friend was choice. but falling in love with you, that was way beyond my control. ******** i...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:56:00 GMT

most moving video ever. i love Him.


Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:31:00 GMT

Cutest Music Video Ever=]

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Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 06:02:00 GMT

Funny Writing Stuff =]

Q:___________ is like a soap bubble. A:Mr. Reynolds is like a soap bubble because according to Alison, you can never pop him. He's more indestructable then Chuck Norris. His sarcasm keeps expanding li...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:47:00 GMT

hey friends, GUESS YER NUMBER:]

so basically, it's been a few month's, so i'm gonna write. and please, if you read this, COMMENT IT!  398 people have viewed my blogs, and only 24 comments! yeah, you can do the math, i don't wan...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:55:00 GMT

My life, and it’s Adventures.

yeah. i really have nothing to write about. but i'll end up thinking of something.   dance has been going pretty good lately. i finished my solo today. (wild horses--natasha bedingfield) it's pre...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 13:57:00 GMT

Dead Baby Jokes

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung. What do you call a dead baby w...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:23:00 GMT

I Am Sorry

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Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:09:00 GMT

My Little White Flower

She walks along this lonely dirt road and thinks. She thinks about her life and everything in it. The changes for better and for worse, the people who came and those who are gone, the mistakes, regr...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 20:51:00 GMT

my dear friend

have you ever wanted to help someone, but knew you couldn't? my best friends been taken away because she couldn't get help til now. shes gonna be gone for a while, and it kills me. i know she did ever...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:06:00 GMT