THE LIST<3
---> florida=]
--->my 16th birthday=]
--->school starts=[
--->tailgate=]
--->camp tecumseh=]
--->Toby Keith concert=]
--->Homecoming Game=]
--->Homecoming Dance=]
--->Halloween=]
--->Christmas Break=]
--->Christmas=]
--->New Years=]
--->California=]
--->Cheer Competition=]
--->22 days until Laporte Cheer Competition=]
--->118 days until Summer '10 begins=]
--->195 days until my 17th birthday=]
i'll give you a nickle of you tickle my pickle-
you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy-
you must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise-
of course there are lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one i'd like to take back to my place and mount-
excuse me, i just noticed you noticing me and i'd like to give you notice that i'm noticing you, too-
if i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i'd be walking through a garden forever-
it's not my fauly i fell in love, you're the one who tripped me-
do you have a bandaid, because i scraped my knee falling for you-
help, something's wrong with my eyes, i can't take them off you-
hey baby, you must be a light switch, because everytime i see you, you turn me on-
hi, i'm the new milkman, do you want it in the front, or in the back-
i'm no Fred Flinstone, but i can make your Bedrock-
Do you want a boyfriend? yes? well when you want a MANfriend come find me-
excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. what? BEEP-
hey babe, want to make an easy 50 bucks-
want to come see my harddrive? i promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy-
you know how they say the skin is the largest organ, well not in my case-
my name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want-
do you work for UPS, i could've sworn i saw you checking out my package-
they call me "coffee" because i grind so fine-
my name's doug, thats GOD spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in there-
hi, i'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus-
do you like magic, because i want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand-
i'm foreign, and i have Russian hands and Roman fingers-
you remind me of pokemon, i just want a pikachu-
i wet my pants, can i get in yours-
my name is Justin, Justin Credible-
was your father a meat burgler, because it looks like someone took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress-
are you free tonight, or will it cost me-
(use index finger to call someone over)i made you come with one finger, imagine what i could do with my whole hand-
can i see your tan lines-
you know what would look good on you, me-
excuse me, is this dress felt? would you like it to be-
do you give head to strangers?no? well allow me to introduce myself-
do you know what winks and screws like a toger? *wink*-
ever played leapfrog naked-
let's play house, you'll be the door and i'll slam you-
i'm new to this country and you're the prettiest sight i've seen so far, mind giving me a tour of your body-
i had a wet dream about you last night, want to make that a reality-
i think i could fall madly in bed with you-
i'd look good on you-
i've got a condom with your name on it-
if you and i were squirrels, could i bust a nut in your hole-
let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down-
sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us-
that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed-
that shirt is very becoming on you, then again, if i were on you, i'd be coming, too-
there are 265 bones in the body, you want one more-
those are nice jeans, mind if i get in them-
want to come to my garden and see the big hard cucumbers-
what's easier, you getting into those tight pants, or me getting you out of them-
will you be my love buffet so i can lay you on the table and take what i want-
do you like whales? i have a hump-back at my place-
i'm looking for some treasure, can i look around your chest-
you've been a bad boy, go to my room-
nice dress, can i talk you out of it-
i heard your ankles are having a party, want to invite your pants down-
do you want to box? get on your knees and give me two blows to the head-
what's your last name? that goes well with my first name-
if i were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed-
let's play kite, i lay down, you blow and we'll see how high i get-
i'm easy, but it looks like you're hard-
nice pants, can i test the zipper-
i want to take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case-
i want to take out your golf clubs and score a hole in 1-
i'm like a tropical island, hot wet, and waiting for tourists-
you're on my list of things to do tonight-
if you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my Wookie-
want to get down on me like four flat tires-
i'm a vegetarian but i'd make an exception for your meat-
been to India? well i'll get it India-
i'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them-
i must be hunting treasure, because i'm digging your chest-
is there an x on your pants? because it looks like a wonderous booty is underneath-
nice bible-
i'd rather ride you than yoshi any day-
your body is like wonderland, and i want to be Alice-