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*~Captain Calorie©~*

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About Me

If you use "LOL" then your gay.
What Elise has to say about me!!:
THis is Elise, Chris's lady friend. =] Let me tell you about Christopher Hack. He is sooo cute and the most amazing person to be around! He says the funniest and sillyest things ever, things that make no sense mostly haha. He tells people to go away on the phone and he tells me to go to toilet in the middle of the night?? He lives on pasta and cheese oh oh and BEANS and chhhicken dippaaars haha. I think he was a karioke machine in his past life because he doesn't stop singing but its cute and i love it! We are going to travel the world =] starting with portugal in the summer yupyup! I can't wait. I'm never going to loose him because i own him, i do, i bought him at a farmers market ha. I love him lots xxx
What i have to say about me!!:
My name is Chris. i am a student at the University of Chichester. i love my girlfriend with all my heart & a lil bit more. i study Media Production. i've made my own film. i love music. InMe and Hinder are an important part of my life..don't like them? fairplay guv'nor. i'm a geek. i live for films and music. i'm NOT arrogant. i'm a bit of a quirky fella. i'm a londonaaa . i am fluent in gangsta. the chances are i'm never going to open upto you unless your really close with me. people that say they are "giving up on love" should get a life..stop attention seeking you fag. i like the word 'fuckle'. i very much dislike onions. i hate cliche's. I have sang face to face with Greg Mcpherson. sporadical is my favourite word. i always smell good. i can't always say my "R"'s. I met Dave Mcpherson outside a petrol station and made myself look like an idiot. I love American accents. I love my city London. Eskimo's are underrated. over a month i can lift the equivalent of 16.8 african elephants. my brain is only active for 6.4 hours of the day. i daydream a lot. Bird Flu is overrated. i have an on going war with the little man in the petrol station. Dave McPherson is the greatest lead singer in my life. I dislike chinese food. my life doesn't make sense. i am working out in the gym almost everyday. there is a football player named wayne king. i'm injury prone. my sisters gay friends think im good looking. my ipod is better than yours. i don't care much for arrogance. simple. i have bought a lottery ticket. I am forever being haunted by a giant octopus in my dreams and nightmares. i write all of my own songs. I am constantly living in a fantasy world. i have never met someone from Belgium. I am friends with the devil. If there's one thing in life i lack it's intelligence. I'm Insecure. i can be fun to be around but i can also be the worst person to be around. I love my life, no matter how much i huff about it. i am obsessed with my hair. I think violence is pathetic. I aspire to be the Janitor from Scrubs. I always have to have my own way or else i can get in a huff =). if i don't txt back it doesn't mean i don't like you, it just means i don't have time for you. i love to party. my best friends are...my Girlfriend Elise, My housemate Melissa, My Uni buddy Tom and my Bro from another Mo Philip. i want to produce music videos when i am older. Michael Moore has too much free time. indie's are self opinionated gays in disguise..
the 6 things which make my life feel perfect:
Girlfriend,Ipod, Phone, Laptop, Gym, Films. Sorted.
This is Elise
My Girlfriend
She's Mischievous
She Is The Cutest & Sweetest Person i Could Ever Ask For.
In Other Words...She's Perfect And..She Is All Mine
YupYup.
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MSN?? Hit me up bitches!
[email protected]

My Interests

Girlfriend

Ipod

Laptop

Xbox 360

Gym

Phone

Hair Straighteners

Music

Films

Gigs

Perfect

I'd like to meet:

Preferably human beings but I'm easy...

David Beckham
The Devil
Gabriel Heinze
The Nice Personality Of My Brother
Chad Kroeger
Jeff Hardy
Blonde Waitress♥
Rune Glifberg
Synyster Gates
Tim Lovejoy
Jaret Reddick
Jay & Silent Bob
Iker Casillas
Spiderman

I met this prick today..he laughed at me silently it seemed

Music:

Razorlight InMe Dave McPherson 30 Seconds To Mars Centiment Beyond All Reason Black Stone Cherry Bowling For Soup Lifehouse Sidestory Stereophonics We Are Scientists Maroon 5 Kill The Young Nickelback Art Of Dying MXPX Soul Asylum +44 Jimmy Eat World The Pink Spiders Remy Zero Panic! At The Disco Longview The Cutaway The All-American Rejects And Then I Turned Seven Fallout Boy GooGoo Dolls Finch Lost Prophets Taking Back Sunday Baby Shambles Disturbed Blink 182 Kara's Flowers Mando Diao Turin Brakes Gavin DeGraw Alter Bridge Creed 3Doors Down Matchbox 20 Social Distortion The Feeling Feeder Butch Walker Dirty Pretty Things The Used The Kooks Avenged Sevenfold The Juliana Theory Side of Mouth Shawn Hlookoff Paolo Nutini James Blunt Daniel Powter Foo Fighters Good Charlotte Hinder The Fray MC Lars Guns n Roses Crossfade Switchfoot Incubus Lustra Kiss Iggy Pop Reef Sublime Goldfinger New Found Glory Simple Plan The Academy Is Red Hot Chilli Peppers Scissor Sisters My Chemical Romance Even Nine Death For a Day Bon Jovi Athlete Pink Floyd The Rolling Stones Mr Happy Chainsaw The Automatic

Movies:

Without a Paddle Spiderman X-Men The Longest Yard Austin Powers Starsky and Hutch Guess Who Welcome to the Jungle Walking Tall Monkeybones The Man The Replacements Dr Dolittle Mystery Men Daredevil Dude Where's My Car? American Pie 40 Year Old Virgin Snatch Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Mean Machine Resident Evil Star Wars Lord of the Rings Borat Jackass James Bond Mission Impossile Shrek The Notebook Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey The Recruit Ace Ventura Bruce Almighty Liar Liar South Park Longer, Bigger and Uncut The Mummy The Scorpion King Just Friends The Break Up Green Street Men in Black Batman Superman The Girl Next Door Shanghai Noon Aramageddon Beverly Hills Cop Team America Scary Movie Not Another Teen Movie Loaded Weapon Lethal Weapon Hot Shots Naked Gun Eurotrip Alf Stand By Me Gossip Goal Tupac Resurrection

Television:

Drake and Josh The Simpsons Futurama South Park Two and a Half Men Scrubs King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond

Books:

*watch this space*

Heroes:

Dave McPherson
David Beckham
Daaaaaavid Ball :)
Austin Winkler
Daddy Hack
Fredaverry

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My Girlfriend

My Girlfriend is called Elise She makes all of my troubles disappear when she cuddles me. I miss her when she is not around. She is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She makes me laugh. Sh...
Posted by *~Captain Calorie©~* on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:27:00 PST