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Species Identification of Wongus davidicus
Standing at a whopping 5'7" (although height has been known to shrink with age) this half-chef, half-government contractor lives in the heart of Baltimore City on the edge of a very prominent and historical neighborhood. He views his house as a work in progress and balances his time between friends, family, and his quasi best friend “Happy” the Hammer. His work travels often take him up and down the mid-atlantic seaboard to visit shoreline communities and convince the locals that jumping into water 38 degrees will, in some way, save their beloved beaches.
It has been reported that folks have also been known to pay him in beer and salt licks for his sound advice on a variety of topics.
On his own time, he can be found in a number of places: hiking along a clear mountain trout streams with a fly-rod in hand; slicing and dicing various culinary delights to serve to his guests; or on summer afternoon, passing out in a hammock on a white-sand beach with a frosty tropical beverage in hand and twenty empties on the ground below him.
If you ever encounter a Wongus davidicus on the street, proceed with extreme caution. Specimens have been know to hump legs at random intervals, but are quickly placated with 100% blue agave tequila or a Hendricks and Tonic. Distinguishing marks include a 1" scar on his head from the third grade when he set off his own boobie trap and dropped a 10 lb rock on his head... No one ever said he was smart!
Dave... A.K.A Wonger, McWong, AsianGuy, Capt. Crabpot... Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love and for a select few... SUSHI!!!!!
Growing up WONG! The Anatomy of my youth
I'm going to miss my begging buddy...

I hope he found an endless patch of catnip to play in... 20 great years of life... Rest in peace my little buddy wherever you are...
Aaaaaah, so you found me in this little piece of cyberspace. It's amazing how things have changed over the years. So welcome to my little space, sit back, relax, grab a drink (or the whole bottle, a bucket of popcorn (don't forget the butter) and fasten your seatbelt. Boogie Woo is back... not that he had ever really disappeared in the first place.
Robert, the 23 lb Gray Giant!!! Elmer Fudd would have a field day!