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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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I'd like to meet:

A dinosaur or a unicorn, depending on which would let me ride them.

My Blog

Under Pressure

When I watch a lot of cable television, I get a very strong sense that I am the antithesis of what is beautiful. Beautiful is a women with blonde hair, size D breasts, long legs, a full Brazilian wax...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:13:00 GMT

Lists on a winter’s day

Ridiculous Jobs I Want" Editor of a reality show" Painter of those lame mash-ups of dead celebrities (James Dean, Marilyn Monroe and Elvis playing pool. This one is probably the lost likely.)" Mim...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:06:00 GMT

Beautiful People.

I'm tempted to write yet another blog detailing why my health sucks. But instead of wallowing in my own self pity, I'm going to do something quite different.First, go see the film Sunshine. It's rea...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:58:00 GMT

Molly Mouses's Trip to The Hospital

Editor's Note: This is really long, and includes a somewhat disturbing picture. So if you have a fear of IV's or really long blogs, I suggest you skip this. I also should add, this isn't my best wr...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 13:00:00 GMT

Damn You Thyroid!

Just updating everyone on my health:For those who don't know, I have Hypothyroidism.  Hypothyroidism means that my thyroid hormone (which run's your metabolism) levels are low.  The cause can be a few...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 15:11:00 GMT

Burlesque, Headaches, Stumpy Legs.

I'm home sick and bored and this is what you get. A mish mash of random thoughts, news and the like.I recently turned the big ol' 2-1. Celebrated in Vegas with the Fam plus Carl and Casey.Highlight:...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:15:00 GMT

Holy Halloween, Batman!

Once upon a time (in the sixties), in a Batcave far far away, there lived a dynamic duo.They lived in a dark cave.But one day they got bored, and while driving around spotted a party! Let's go!There ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:03:00 GMT

My Health

Disclaimer: This is a stupid venting post. Skip it unless you're really bored.My health sucks. Honestly, it always has. It seems like there's always something. The cold, the flu, tonsillitus, bla...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 13:32:00 GMT

TrimFlu

Psst, wanna hear a secret? I know a way to lose weight that doesn't require exercise, fancy diets or Tony Little.All you have to do is catch a virus that will cause inflammation of your stomach linin...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 16:25:00 GMT

I'm angry.

About a couple of things.A man, no, a boy once told me that I was like Ann Coulter because I "twisted the truth to make it look like I'm always right". There is something I would like to say in respo...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:37:00 GMT