Roger & Tickle

I'd like to meet:

the bastard who keeps breaking into my car and nicking my stereo - and i'd tell him that i'm only third party so contrary to what his friends say, it's not "alright cos she's insured" cos she's not (anyway, i'm having to sell it now cos i can't afford the insurance anymore, so you'll have to find someone else to rob - i think there's a cripple a few doors up so you won't be out of work)