My name is Emma Franklin and I am clumsey. I thought I would take this opportunity to confess to all of the things I have unwittingly broken, damaged or completely annialated within the last 6 months. I kid you not, the following list is a summary of the mishaps and pure drama that seems to follow me around....2 beds ( both my own ) 1 curtain rail 1 window 1 Apple mac laptop - disk drive + smashed screen 1 ipod 1 amp 1 speaker 1 mobile phone 1 portable waterproof radio 1 handbag clasp 1 bedside table lamp 1 wardrobe ( poorly assembled by myself in the first place ) several glasses several cds ( mine ) several cds ( not mine ) - Do not lend me anything please a few nails ( not so bad ) Luckily no bones, yetOh and yesterday I managed to stub the toe on one foot and stamp on a plug with the other, absolutely fucking brilliant. And so is the story of my life, so make sure you keep a firm grip on your pint and do not leave any cds near jars of jam the next time I trip, stumble or fall across your path.
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