My name is Emma Franklin and I am clumsey. I thought I would take this opportunity to confess to all of the things I have unwittingly broken, damaged or completely annialated within the last 6 months. I kid you not, the following list is a summary of the mishaps and pure drama that seems to follow me around....2 beds ( both my own )
1 curtain rail
1 window
1 Apple mac laptop - disk drive + smashed screen
1 ipod
1 amp
1 speaker
1 mobile phone
1 portable waterproof radio
1 handbag clasp
1 bedside table lamp
1 wardrobe ( poorly assembled by myself in the first place )
several glasses
several cds ( mine )
several cds ( not mine ) - Do not lend me anything please
a few nails ( not so bad )
Luckily no bones, yetOh and yesterday I managed to stub the toe on one foot and stamp on a plug with the other, absolutely fucking brilliant. And so is the story of my life, so make sure you keep a firm grip on your pint and do not leave any cds near jars of jam the next time I trip, stumble or fall across your path.
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