Scarred Mangled Spanner |
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8521zZaBPio
One of my songs, recorded by Frank Pahl for the Songs of War and Peace CD.
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:30:00 GMT |
ITV’s Britain’s Got A Good Sob Story |
As for our Britain's got talent TV experience...well, short(ish) story is I told their MANY researchers who had kept me on the phone the night before our appearance in Birmingham that I was fine with ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:03:00 GMT |
Sharing my world with the impatient |
People love to sum up the people of the world in 2 catagories. It's easy = lazy, but fuck it....
Question... are you a drain or a radiator? Do you spread warmth or suck every ounce of ener...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:36:00 GMT |
Extract from my book CAUGHT BETWEEN A CRACK AND A WHORE HOUSE |
Available via www.ianbedford.com
Julie's face was pressed against the driver's window, her eyes shut. I glanced at her cute little bottom pointing towards me. I was slumped in the passenger seat...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:33:00 GMT |
Oh, Bloody Health |
From my last play:
GWEN: &
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nbsp; LOOKING AT DOLCY. And all this time ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:33:00 GMT |
Parcels of dog shit |
From my very first play The Bench:
Patient: Looking a little unsettled. Have you let one go?
Man: What?
Patient: Have you just pipped off&..cracked an egg&..cut the cheese, hav...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:27:00 GMT |
Extract from one of my plays |
Hi, well, I'm a playwright so over the next few blogs I will post small samples of my work...just 'cos...
ANDY: &
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Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:17:00 GMT |
More people would have seen the queen's tits |
As more people will have seen the queen's tits than will have seen this blog I thought it would be a good place to hide all my secret things. So my PIN numbers are 6661 and 8781, my penis size, ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:09:00 GMT |
