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About Me

I am 400 pounds overweight. I have a glass eye that i can take out and use as a pinball. I have a pet flying squirrel. Its name is who? me?Ever seen a guy w/ a ten-pack? Well i've got an 11. And I never tell a lie.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

lumberjacks. superheroes. panda bears.

My Blog

is there anybody out there?

Wow, no one uses this thing anymore, huh? Seems everyone's pretty much migrated to Facebook. I'm guilty as well. Probably check this account like once a month these days. Still use it plenty for my li...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:28:00 GMT

ManDingo interview (the sneak peak)

As some of you know, I recently began interviewing porn stars for money. Why, you ask? Because money's a nice thing to have. Also, because porn stars are hot, and I like talking to hot people. So ther...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 22:28:00 GMT

A fearsome fact

Gilbert Godfrey may have owned both Problem Child one and two, but can't nobody touch Hulk Hogan in Mr. Nanny, dude. NOBODY. Up and ATOM!    
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:59:00 GMT

Check out my music!

Hey everyone. I just set up a spankin' new myspace account made specially for my music. You should check it out. Just go to myspace.com/antiqueimp and--wha? Hey! That's me! Seriously, look me up. God...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:33:00 GMT

Kneel, I say!

Well, well, well, here I am again. Posting another blog. I don't get a lot of comments but I know you guys read these things. You love it, don't you? Don't I just make the skin just over your collar b...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:32:00 GMT

West Coasting it

So. After months and months of talking about it and one bomb of a month-and-half-long-early going away party, I've finally made it to Los Angeles. Just arrived last night after a week's long drive thr...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:44:00 GMT

My Deerhunter article

Since I haven't been able to find a place to publish this article on this awesome band, I thought I'd suck up my pride and post it here for now, cuz I really want people to read it. Enjoy!   Deer...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:43:00 GMT

Being a music journalist ROCKS

because the promoter for the Legendary Pink Dots just emailed me and told me their lead singer, Edward Ka-Spel, is available for an interview. I can't even tell you how awesome this guy is. It is simp...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:20:00 GMT

doing for the sake of doing

When I was younger, in my early teens, I spent most of my free time drawing. I wanted to be a comic book artist. I'd spend hours and hours dillying on my own renditions of Wolverine or Gambit or ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:31:00 GMT

a list of potential bands names

Your task is to try to determine what kind of music each of these bands would make. 1. Instead of England 2. Taco Madness 3. Triumvirate 4. Band of Philistines 5. You and the Ukulele 6. My Morning Si...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:13:00 GMT