j e n n y :)
square head (Y)
you're not arsed really are you? tell you what - how about a story? i haven't got any good ones on me at the moment, but hows about we make one up as we go along? i'm not too bad at making them up, then again i'm not too good either,never miiiind. once upon a - no they all start like that, lets break the mould. some time in the year that preceeded the one you are thinking of (yeah thats much more original), there was a thing. this thing remained unspecified for fear of its life, becuase this was a very paranoid thing (although we have established now its a living thing). the paranoia of this thing appeared to have stemmed from its love of spy films, and so this thing could not in all honesty blame any other thing for its paranoia, yet this thing did not believe it had paranoia because it truely believed that everything was out to get it. unfortunately, its difficult to develop futher plot for this things life, as so much has remained unspecified due to its ever constant paranoia. this much we can desipher; this thing was the most beautiful thing that did ever exist, which makes the story all the more heart wrencheing because so much beauty was lost as a result of too many spy films. what a shame. yet the thing was happy, because the thing had a friend. another thing, that was equally as paranoid, but the things were not scared of each other, for they had a bond. and that bond between them was so strong that no amount of beauty, paranoia, spy films, or even low grade chocolate good come between them and cause distrust. thats the bond that all things should share. and so, in their strange and lonely, yet quietly fufilled lives, the strange things lived happily -nono. and the strange things lived harmoniously and quite contented with nothing but each others company.
i've read better
