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Dr. Horace Gravie

SCIENCE!

About Me

I come from non-descript eastern europe, i come here to found my science pits. I am so rich i own gold plated toilet, and have italian man chained up in my basement to make suits for me

My Interests

SCIENCE, HYDROGEN, BURNING PASTE STICK

I'd like to meet:

People who do not think MISSOURI is a color

Music:

Traditional non-descript eastern european christmas songs

Movies:

How to make plutonium out of dirt and picture of warrend beaty.

Television:

I do not like bill nye, he is bad and does not do proper science

Books:

How to do science, by jhonny science inventor of science

Heroes:

a robot, a catfish

My Blog

New products of FEBRUARY

SCIENCE PITS IS AT IT AGAIN!! We have using science invented technologies to make life a little more like christmas 3! Here is our EXCITING SUMMER TIME of NEW PRODUCTS: 1: COLON: It is good for list...
Posted by Dr. Horace Gravie on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 03:02:00 PST

NEW PRODUCTS FOR SUMMER

Today in Science Pits We do Unvailing of NEW PRODUCTS FOR BETTER FUTURE 1: SPACE CAT: Cat is now FULLY FUNCTIONAL in ZERO GRAVITY, it even COMES FOR NO PRICE ADDS with SPACE LITTER BOX. Someday in ...
Posted by Dr. Horace Gravie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New inventions new PRODUCTS

Thanks to powers of science we at science pits company invent new things. Here is 2 things 1: Cassate tape: it is like reel to reel but in a small box, there is also small man that comes to it to p...
Posted by Dr. Horace Gravie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

scienve has disproved the dog theory

it is momentus day by using special apparatus made with 100 burning paste sticks i was able to disprove existence of tiny particles which bring the newspaper!
Posted by Dr. Horace Gravie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SECRET SCIENCE PIT JOURNAL

today i am informed of new product, green catsup. Because i have knowledge of food science i know that this is not of the posiible. Catsup is flavored by flavour of sauce and flavor of red. So if cats...
Posted by Dr. Horace Gravie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST