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Clair

Pirates are my friends!

About Me

I'm Clair. Always have been, always will be. Red hair (well not so red anymore more like black with kick ass burgandy roots!!), blue eyes, freckles. Yup...100% Clair. I'm a million things at once. I'm a mom, wife, daughter, sister, friend, lover, cook, housecleaner, laundramat, fish feeder, reader, therapist, singer, talker, and a WoWer. I love to read. I cross stitch, though not as much anymore, little people make it hard to get done. I love to cook and eat. I have a horrible addiction to chocolate. A womans best friend. Oh yes, and cheddar cheese. I could eat cheese all day long! I'm married and I have two wonderful children, September and Hunter. I play WoW (World of Warcraft). Spamela, she is a 70 warrior. What else...I don't know. I never know, and I hate that. I suppose that if you want to know anyhting, or think I left anything out, then tell me. And if I'm in a sharing mood, I will share
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My Interests

WoWage

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really. I have a craving for conversation that isn't with small children...

Music:

Slipknot, The Beatles, Green Day, Marilyn Manson, Sublime, The Offspring, Flogging Mollie, The Presidents of the United States of America, Weezer, American Hi Fi, Fall Out Boys, Charlotte Church, The Prodigy, Bif Naked, Underoath, I'm sure the list goes on...add in a little bit of opera a little bit of rock and roll, throw in some heavy metal and we are set!

Movies:

Sleeping Beauty, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Rocky Horrow Picture Show, A Clockwork Orange (I blame Scott for that), The Little Mermaid, Indiana Jones, Star Wars (all of them!), Constantine, Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part 1, Die Hard, The Brothers Grimm, Varsity Blues, if I were to name the rest, the list would cover the entire page...

Books:

Books...when I read it's mostly fantasy stuff.

Heroes:

I can be your hero baby! Theres' a hero, if you look inside your heart. Hero! Nope...don't have one. Just lines from songs and crap.

My Blog

Hunter and his tongue

Hunter had a trip to the emergency room last night. He was puching a coushin from the couch around and it went into the wall and he fell and bit his tongue....apart.   It is about 1/4 of the way ...
Posted by Clair on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:18:00 PST

Women In Film

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Posted by Clair on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline:  Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop  using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That woul...
Posted by Clair on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST

And then...

Chinese Foooood. May I help you? Yeah. I'd like to place an order. What would you like? Yeah, I'd like three orders of garlic chicken. And then? And then three orders of white rice. And then? A...
Posted by Clair on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

Song...

You find yourself falling downYour hopes in the skyBut you heart like grape gum on the groundAnd you try to find yourselfIn the abstractions of religionAnd the cruelty of everyone elseAnd you wake up ...
Posted by Clair on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:32:00 PST

Frickin Protesters

I should form a protest group that protests the anti-war protesters. Waving our flags high! Telling them if they don't like the freedom they have that their soldiers are fighting for for them, then t...
Posted by Clair on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:04:00 PST

Lockets Last Love

There is a caslte on a cloud full of towers and blue glass. A beautiful dining room sits in the middle with beautiful murals of colorful angels. Walls of mirrors surround and cobwebs lurk in the corne...
Posted by Clair on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:58:00 PST

Deep Thoughts

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back to...
Posted by Clair on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:07:00 PST

The Bee Sting, An Epic Tale

September got stung by a bee yesterday. Oh, yes. It was the most tramatic, dramatic thing ever to happen to her. It was pretty scary.. She came running in the house holding her forearm in tears saying...
Posted by Clair on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:09:00 PST

Does this deserve to be blogged or what?

Tickle Me Elmo There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she...
Posted by Clair on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:11:00 PST