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About Me

I'm a photographer, problem solver, skateboarder, serious dork (seriously), and I rule at the old nintendo Ice Hockey. I don't think I've ever lost.When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing that seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it. A.A. Milne, The House At Pooh Corner. ............................................................ .I'm far too short. My forehead is far too big. I have curly hair. Not cool curly hair like you'd think, but shitty need-to-straighten it or hide it under a hat hair. Luckily I do. I'm a morally bankrupt leaning post who'd be better off still playing Tiny Tim in my grade 5 musical. Oh yeah, I'm so fucking cool cuz I know the Caramilk secret. I'm also developing an unnatural love for Frank's Red Hot Sauce. Food will never be the same.http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=842550367

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fun. Yes, as a noun. I do cherish bouts of perspicacious discourse intermittently, for which there is certainly a time and place, but in all honesty I usually have more fun pretending I'm 9. I'd rather try and make milk come out of someone's nose than articulate intellectually about existentialism with our noses in the air. Sometimes that happens anyway, which is cool, so long as it's not 24/7. If having fun (while knowing when to turn the brain on, if need be) sounds like you, then please say hi. There aren't enough of you around.More importantly though, I wanna meet I really tall midget. You know, someone who still looks like a normal midget, but proportionately taller. Like from farther away it'd still look like a normal midget. You'd try to reach out and touch it, but it would be farther away than you thought.

My Blog

superMEN

Men, we're screwed (though not as much as we'd like to be, but in other ways). The 80's are gone. Big shouldered power suits are history. The 90's are gone. Being in touch with our sensitive side ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:38:00 GMT

Women, and where they belong...

Howdy sports fans, I'm back with another idiotic diatribe. It's been awhile. This one concerns females (imagine that). This one concerns where they should be. This one concerns where they are told...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:11:00 GMT

Everyone should be a potential friend!!!!!!

Myspace, and especially facebook are terrifical tools to help you reconnect with your past. Recently I started jabbering with Candace and Sam. I went to elementary school with them on the other side...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:35:00 GMT

ugly people and loud clubs

Is it just me, or does the lighting and volume in your favorite nightlife meatmarket seem inversely proportional to the quality of the patrons? If you are in a bar/club and it's very dark, chances ar...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:43:00 GMT

Promise you won't laugh?

One time when I was all of about 4, I had this little red bike that I would ride down the hill by in front of my house. One day I kicked it into turbo. I was going faster than my little legs could p...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:06:00 GMT

sum kweschuns

I was messaging someone when it occured to me I have issues deep down in that dark, thorny wasteland I call a soul, that I need closure on. Help?-what's a male mistress called?-is the abbreviated ter...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:55:00 GMT

sum more kweschuns

Can anybody help me?-why do aliens always seem to be naked?-is there a masculine way to hiccup?-ever taken your sunglasses off to see better to find your sunglasses? ever put down your keys to free u...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:35:00 GMT

Disclaimer (which I'm sure will be ignored)

Oddly enough, I'm not misogynist in the least. I'm not really even bitter about girls. I just rant that way. I guess it's more amusing to me to go on a bitter rant than to post "I'm really happy. ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:29:00 GMT

Three drinks is a contract

Now I don't even drink, so this really doesn't apply to me in the least. Of course, that doesn't stop me from having an opinion on it. I see guys at the bars buying girls drinks all the time. One dr...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:20:00 GMT

the girls role?

I have a feeling I'm going to get some feedback over this one;What's the girl's role?Last time I checked, we where in North America had general rules of thumb that apply to dating the opposite sex. I...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:40:00 GMT