Andy

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
-John Lennon
"Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand."
-Bodie Thoene
"Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way."
-Booker T. Washington
"Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
-Unknown
"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."
-John Lennon
"The Sun's not yellow. It's chicken."
-Bob Dylan, Tombstone Blues
"Half of the people can be part right all of the time. Some of the people can be all right part of the time. But all the people can't be all right all the time. I think Abraham Lincoln said that. I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours. I said that."
-Bob Dylan, Talkin' World War III Blues
"I'm not saying he's unlucky, but if he fell into a barrel full of tits, he'd come out sucking his own thumb."
-David Brent, The Office (British version)
"Wars not make one great."
-Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back
"Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
-old farm lady, Billy Madison
"I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay?"
-Trent, Swingers
"I woke up this mornin' and I got myself a beer. The future's uncertain and the end is always near."
-Jim Morrison, Roadhouse Blues
"Well I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt. And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert."
-Johnny Cash, Sunday Morning Coming Down
"Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it."
-John Lennon
"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it."
-John Lennon
"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."
-John Lennon
"I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people."
-John Lennon
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says... "
-Cal Naughton Jr., Talladega Nights