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About Me

Hey, I'm John, otherwise known as Cuba, Pimp-and-Tell, or just J-Pimp. I'm always up for a good time. I live to enjoy life. You can't judge until you know. and you can't know until you try. Things I hate? Liars, Guys who act and look like wanna be Gotti faggots, people who push their own views on politics, religion, and life on other people around them. Be you for you and you'll live a much happier life. ANNND MOST IMPORTANTLY: I'm madly in love with this awesome girl named Lia... Lia rocks my fucking WORLD

My Interests

Things I like? Video games, playing piano, music, music, music, and well, music, reading, creating, having a great time, meeting new people, loving, living, breathing.

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell, Jack Black, R.I.P. Paul J. Rudeen Jr. "I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach." -George Carlin Taken from the track "I'm a Modern Man off" the "Life is Worth Losing" show. November 5th, 2005 Beacon Theater, NYC And last but not least... Anyone who will make themselves worth my time. =)

Music:

All sorts of stuff, music is my LIFE.

Movies:

Office Space, Equilibrium, The Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Back To The Future, Full Metal Jacket, The Thin Red Line, Saving Private Ryan, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar, Bad Santa, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, As Good As It Gets, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Spider-Man, Hero, Team America: World Police, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Saw, oh man all the movies...the list goes on forever

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, The Office

Books:

Currently reading: "The Case for Impeachment" - The Legal Argument for Removing President George W. Bush from Office. by Dave Lindorff and Barbara Olshansky

Heroes:

I am my own hero. Don't forget it.

My Blog

time to go!

welli got myself into quite a mess with smoking, glad thats done with.I guess it's time to straighten my life out... TrashBay Season 4 January '07 Return of the Pimp...Wish me luck....
Posted by John on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:00:00 PST

Welcome to my Life!

So lets see, what's new with me? When was the last time I wrote a serious blog in the history of the Earth.... I suppose never, so here's a breakdown if you don't know me that well. Well first off, I'...
Posted by John on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:29:00 PST

<3

I am in love! with a wonderful girl... her name is Madness, and she is the sunshine in my day!
Posted by John on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST

jus dont give a fuuuck

A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death..Hell yeah I'm afraid of deathI don't want to die yetA lot of people think.. that I worship the devil..that I do all types of.. retarded shitLook, I can't...
Posted by John on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 05:52:00 PST

When September comes..

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathet...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

grades!

first semester @ college. Computers and Technology: B World Civilization I: B- Intermediate Algebra: A-
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST