my dog is dead he,he

SO ABOUT ME… YES DUSITN WALKER1. I lie about hating animals…. I just want you to think I’m cold hearted. 2. I send myself text messages so people think I’m popular. 3. I pee in everyone’s shower (and I like it) 4. I love to tell nasty people just how wonderful they look. 5. Sometimes I think I’m living in a sitcom and I’m the only person that doesn’t know it 6. I prefer to get drunk by myself 7. Most people don’t really know that I hate them 8. I loved being buliic and I do it sometimes just to remember how good spew feels 9. the only thing I hate about dying is knowing someone will screw up my funeral. 10. I wish one of my (so called friend) would kill themselves so I could adopt there parents (I don’t like them just there mum and dad) 11. I can’t help but look threw other peoples stuff. 12. I tell people I’ve never eaten a chicko roll but I have 13. I steal most of my funny lines off my shy friend Meg (fact is she’s to shy to say them) 14. The reason I’m scared to write a novel is.. just incase I’ve got nothing to say 15. rat and mice scare me so bad I peed on the kitchen floor after I seen one ( I was 20 years old) 16. I really am a caring person… I just like to seem nasty but i feel really bad about what i'm saying 17. Sometimes I wish random strange would smile at me and ask to be my friend 18. I pretend to love to hear people bitch about me but it makes me want to cry inside 19. I BROUGHT THE NICK LACHEY CD and it’s pretty good 20. I hate taxi drives talking to me but I always start the convo? 21. I want less then perfect child but karma will give nice kids 22. I think about people I love dying and how much attention I will get! 23. I want to chop my right hand pinkie off… cause it would look cool 24. I think about other couples having sex and it gets me off 25. Talking on my back makes me want to stab others in the face 26. I MISS my Nanna so much I hate her for dying 27. i think my girlfriend will brake up with me, and it already hurts so bad i want to die without her 28. I wanted to be a hair dresser and charge people lots of money for bad emo cuts 29. I think Anna-Nicole is still alive 30. I hate Ben Ringelstein cause he stopped being my friend in grade 5 for no reason, I’m still waiting for a reason and maybe a sorry. 31. I like my hairy hands 32. I want to live threw a cruise boat sinking 33. My favourite toy and game to play when I was a kid was Barbies and funerals. 34. most the time I’m late for things is cause I can’t be fucked see you. 35. I have a hard time saying no 36. I say I could kill a animal but I can’t 37. I love cleaning bathrooms on my hands and knees 38. I love the smell of mothballs 39. Most the time I fell sexy 40. I don’t even like my black hair 41. I think my cousins hate me cause they think they have to keep up with me so i do stuff i don;t even like so they like me more... (an it doesnlt work) 42. I still think my toys come to life when I’m gone 43. I want to have sex with Sharon Osbourne 44. If I was to meet Gerard Ways I’d have a heart attack and die 45. I want to key a car 46. I can’t keep anyone’s secret! 47. Karlie Haruzite is 5 foot nothing but scares the shit out of me 48. I like the way my feet smell 49. I miss the days when me and Shae were friends 50. the worst time in my life was the Christmas everyone else enjoyed