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Chaplain Joey Frank

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am The Humanist Chaplain. My name is Chaplain Joseph Frank. I am clergy for the godless people, atheists, freethinkers, agnostics, naturalists, BDSM couples, skeptics, humanists, pagans and any one who wishes me to be their Chaplain. I am ordained as clergy by the Universal Life Church. ULC also certified me as a Doctor of Divinity and has awarded me the title of Chaplain. I preform wedding services for a very small compensation. I also help write the wedding cerimonies that I officiate. I am recognized to be an officate for any matrimony services that I preform in most areas of the United States. Althought they are not considered legal and binding in most states, I do preform same gender unions because I think it is right.I am a Humanist. I do not believe in the supernatural as people of Faith do. I believe in using reason, logic, and freethought to explain my existance on this planet.My home is also the Albuquerque Humanist Chapel.We have Pagan Rites preformed on the premisses. These are private services and not open to the general public. Anyone may ask to hold a ritual here. We can hold about 33 people here for a ritual. We have free roaming cats & dogs here. Contact me by e-mail ([email protected]) if you wish to use our space.We also have a pool table, a dart board, board games, & card games, for entertainment while fellowshipping. We have a small library of books on philosophy, religion, herbal medicine, and National Geographic Magazine.My wife and I have been assisting young adults to get out on thier own for quite a while now. We don't just let them flop here. They do chores and find work so they can save up to go out on their own.We allow no violence. We are a safe place. We practise free speech on a daily basis. You are judged here by your character, not your color. We inform our politcal representatives how we wish to live:as free people.I am refered to as Pops, Uncle Joey, or Joseph. My wife Mary is "THE JUGGALO MAMA". And for all those who know, We be down with the clowns. WOO WOO!I am also Cannabis Active! I volunteer for an Albuquerque Public Access show about legalizing cannabis. It's on Comcast Cable 27 and is called Hemp TV! We are on at 7pm on Tuesday Night.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Carl Sagen, Albert Einstien, Jimmy Carter, James Ingersol, Tom Clancy, Jack Higgens, Sheryl Crow, FDR, JFK, Carl Marx, Dick Nixon, Jack Herrer, Dahli Llama. I have interviewed the Kottonmouth Kings twice for Hemp TV. DaddyX & Lou Dog are my kinda people. Woody Harelson, The Board of Directors for NORML, Tommy Chong & his family, Cheech Marion, Amy Goodman, Juan Gonzales, Bill Gates, All those people who believe the use of Cannabis is part of LIFE amoung us Humans.

My Blog

Hail to the Elements

Hail to the Elements Hail to Sky! For he is Father to all who dwell beneath him. He gives us air that is the Breath of Life. Hail to Sky! Hail to Fire! For he is brother to all who are warmed by him...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 13:59:00 GMT

ATHEIST SUNDAY

ATHEIST SUNDAY   Another Sunday is here. The day is beginning to unfold. The plants are blooming. The birds are chirping. Vehicles are moving on the roadways, but are mostly idle in parking...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 13:55:00 GMT

SIMPLICITY

SIMPLICITY   Take a nap Read a book Go for a walk Play with your dog Clean your home Cook a meal Go to a forest Play like a child Meditate on life Visit friends Go to a park Take a bath Go fly ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 15:40:00 GMT

Why GWB?

America, I have questions. I happened to be a child growing up when most of these things happened in our country. These are facts, even if the powers that be will not recognize them as such. We got ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 22:23:00 GMT

A riddle, surrounded by mystery, and cloaked in an enigma.

What's the deal with you, man? You say you are a Minister, You say you are Humanist, But doesn't that mean you don't believe in God? The deal is that I am in a constant state of change. I was ordai...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 22:18:00 GMT