&and I never even liked Cluskies |
It just seemed like a horrible way to be represented in the police files, all those peanuts plus coconut and caramel?! I'd considered not even unwrapping it just out of self-satisfaction but I r...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 13:20:00 GMT |
&but it will leave a ring& |
...if you dont flush it every once and awhile. Then I realized that even entertaining this concern and trying to keep things tidy I was undermining the tone of the evening, and also that I had b...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:20:00 GMT |
By the time the tub went through the floor... |
...we figured it must have been enough ice. Within moments the bathroom transforms into a cooler, ashtray, lounge, trashcan and recycling bin while still maintaining its role as sole watering ho...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:20:00 GMT |
...but there's a snake at that bus stop |
I thanked the old woman and was on my way, at this rate I'll never find those cats. It's about a month since I took them in and I've been out practically every night searching, and the streets a...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 13:20:00 GMT |
[6.03.06] "In the News Today" |
Cat Burglars Strike Again "This latest caper was by far the most impressive", said Police Lieutenant Bruno Donaghan, "at this point we still haven't found any signs of forced entry". The instan...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 13:20:00 GMT |
I went to the vet to pick up my two cats& |
...they sent me out with two dogs. It is a pretty life changing procedure; I just thought it was impressive surgery. After all, they were the same color, about the same size, and answered ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 13:20:00 GMT |
Eighteen scientists arrived at my house... |
...they insisted I take them to a well-lit room and clear a table. I raced around trying to make space while the scientists in blue coats brought in blue chairs from a running truck, and the sam...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:20:00 GMT |
[5.10.06] "In the News Today" |
Man Dies Of DisambiguationA successful businessman, age thirty-seven, was taking his twenty-nine minute lunch break away from the office yesterday and spending it with his eight year-ol...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:20:00 GMT |
I just finished my first novel... |
...it's hand written on the backs of old t-shirts, bath towels and a cabinet door. I took it to get duplicated at one of those new self-publication places that are all the rage, but when I drug m...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 13:20:00 GMT |
Walked out of a dressing room with no pants on yesterday... |
...mind you, I recovered quickly.What happened next is what really took me off guard, for as I left the dressing room a second time I discovered that now I was the only one wearing pants.I tried not t...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 13:20:00 GMT |
