Six Classes of Annoying Wal-Mart Shoppers and Where They'll be in Dante's Hell |
Because it manages to save me about $100/month, I do most of my grocery shopping at the Super Wal-Mart. So, I'm there every week, with a full cart. Inevitably, I encounter one of the follo...
Posted by Wallace on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:40:00 PST |
For fuck's sake, people, it's Halloween! |
This is short and to the point:If you're one of those fucking assholes who turned their porch light's off on Halloween to prevent trick-or-treaters from coming by, then you're what's wrong with this c...
Posted by Wallace on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:17:00 PST |
My Trip to the Original Pancake House |
This past Saturday, my wife and I decided to visit the Original Pancake House for some breakfast, and a number of events occurred that got my attention, most of which can be filed under a few headings...
Posted by Wallace on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:40:00 PST |
Thoughts on the World Cup, Part VIII: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly |
Ahh, the last World Cup blog...for four years. Here are my thoughts on what was good, what was bad, and what was just plain fucking ugly.The Good: It's important to start positive, so that's wha...
Posted by Wallace on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST |
Thoughts on the World Cup, Part VII: The Finals |
These blogs keep getting shorter and shorter, as I have fewer games to pick, but here goes. Italy v. FranceI wasn't too surprised with the way the France v. Portugal match turned out. Port...
Posted by Wallace on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:15:00 PST |
Thoughts on the World Cup, Part VI: The Semifinals |
I'm an idiot. Three wrong predictions out of four? Pathetic. I could have picked ping pong balls out of a hat, played eeny meeny miney moe, or thrown darts at pictures of the teams' ...
Posted by Wallace on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:34:00 PST |
Thoughts on the World Cup, Part V: The Quarterfinals |
Well, my predictions to make the quarterfinals of the 2006 World Cup went 6 for 8. Not too bad. My incorrect predictions were the Netherlands over Portugal. This game featured a reco...
Posted by Wallace on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:28:00 PST |
Thoughts on the World Cup, Part IV: Knockout Round Predictions |
The group stage has passed. Much like the NCAA hoops tourney, I always enjoy group play because it allows the little guys a chance to knock off the perennial powers. But now it's down to t...
Posted by Wallace on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:30:00 PST |
Thoughts on the World Cup, Part III: Penalties and Posts in the Group of Death |
To begin, congratulations are due to Ghana and Italy for advancing to the round of sixteen. Coming into this World Cup, both groups C and E were being touted as "the Group of Death." For t...
Posted by Wallace on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:18:00 PST |
Thoughts on the World Cup, Part II: Holy Shit, Italy - US Was Great! |
Did you watch it? What an incredible match. My wife hates watching football and yet enjoyed this match. There was much more attacking by both sides, and less mid-field play, which ma...
Posted by Wallace on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:54:00 PST |
