The Miracle of Toilet Paper |
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPERFresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to myhusband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, heuncharac...
Posted by ~He is my Everything~ on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:32:00 PST |
Blind Leading the Blind |
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine ...
Posted by ~He is my Everything~ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:00:00 PST |
Blue Ribbon on Child Abuse |
BLUE RIBBON AGAINST Child Abuse; pass it on please!!My name is SarahI am but three,My eyes are swollenI cannot see,I must be stupid,I must be bad,What else could have madeMy daddy so mad?I wish I were...
Posted by ~He is my Everything~ on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:55:00 PST |
Let It Go! |
There are people who can walk away from you.
And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk
away from you: let them walk.
I don't want you to try to talk another person into
staying wit...
Posted by ~He is my Everything~ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST |
A Woman's Poem |
He didn't like the casserole,And he didn't like my cake.He said my biscuits were too hard...Not like his mother used to make.I didn't perk the coffee right;He didn't like the stew.I didn't mend his so...
Posted by ~He is my Everything~ on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:27:00 PST |
Why Parents Drink |
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned insick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted w...
Posted by ~He is my Everything~ on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:14:00 PST |
A newborn's conversation with God |
A newborn's conversation with God. > > A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth > tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and > helpless?" > > God said, > "Y...
Posted by ~He is my Everything~ on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:57:00 PST |
Don't fart in bed |
>> DON'T FART IN BED>> >>>>If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know >>and I'll pray for you.>> This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.>...
Posted by ~He is my Everything~ on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST |
I did it. |
well i did it. i have been married for three years today. i never thought that i would get married much less have two beautiful lil boys. i have never been happier than i am now. i am looking forward ...
Posted by ~He is my Everything~ on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:40:00 PST |
My Babies |
It just hit me, well not really I've been noticing it, but I guess you can say that I'm in denial that my babies are growing up way to fast. Zachary is talking more and forming sentences. Just to...
Posted by ~He is my Everything~ on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:42:00 PST |
