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Patrick

I'm so gangsta, I eat my cereal without the milk!!!

About Me

patrick will go to jail for ...
Biting someone’s nipple off
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
"What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.""Ya know, when a man works hard his entire life enduring hundreds of ladies, many of whom he does not even remember, you'd like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money, without having had to earn it.""Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch they're private parts."
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE WHO CAN DO THISMyspace Funny Pictures

Music:


Get this video and more at MySpace.com "SHAKE" Eminem

Television:


Get this video and more at MySpace.com Family Guy- Peter's Retarded

My Blog

This puts it all into perspective.

This man is my hero. I don't know who he is but, this shit is awesome!! One Man Writes:I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the w...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

I believe in sex

94% of men lie about their dick size.According to condom manufacturers, only 6% ofmen need to use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard la...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:28:00 PST

Great Advice

Great Advice for Men with Women 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:39:00 PST

Stag Creed

To be a stag you have to stick to as many of these as humanly possible.-Keep a few ladies on the roster.  (I like 5)-Don't drink anything that is colored or fruity.  Stick to beer, shots and...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:42:00 PST

blowjob etiquette

BLOWJOBS: WOMEN vs. MEN BLOWJOBS: MEN vs. WOMENA Woman's Opinion 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.2. Extension to rule ..1- So if you get one, be grateful.3. I don't care WHAT...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:20:00 PST