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naboth

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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 I have LEVELLER, LUDDITE, and POPULIST tendencies. i grow fruits and vegetables without foul chemicals and sell them at York Central Market. i also sell fair trade coffee, tea, cocoa, chocolate in an act of solidarity with other peasants 'round the ball. My voice is a cross between Tom Waits and Paul Simon. Trendiness annoys me. For this reason I am an eternal dork.I think this whole myspace thing is really promiscuous.I've gone to and fro across the face of the earth a bit in my younger daze.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tollund Man. The real you.Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 85%
Green Lantern 65%
Superman 65%
Supergirl 60%
Hulk 55%
The Flash 55%
Robin 45%
Wonder Woman 40%
Iron Man 40%
Catwoman 25%
Batman 15% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
I KNEW I WAS CULTURALLY ANDROGYNOUS, BUT WOW! I'M 60% SUPERGIRL AND 40% WONDER WOMAN. AWESOME.

My Blog

Cock-friending

In efforts to be a more "missional" church, the Leadership Council of Mennonyte Church USA has launched a new program, known as the "Cock-friending Initiative." It has long been known that roosters ar...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 06:40:00 GMT

In praise of hedonism

I admit it. I am a hedonist. I live for pleasure. I seek to suck the marrow out of life's experiences. But I have no use for second-rate, temporal fleeting fools' fun. No, I'm on the run. I'm running ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 08:02:00 GMT

FREE FAGS

Tomorrow, Dietz Produce is participating in a pilot programme whereby a new brand of cigarette is being offered to the smoking public. Called Pure Lights, these fags are actually good for you. They ar...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:38:00 GMT

FROM EMPIRE TO EARTH COMMUNITY, and AGENDA FOR A NEW ECONOMY

I find the current economic contraction to be both frightening and hopeful. Frightening, because economic hardship often leads to conflict and war. Hopeful, because our rapacious, earth-devouring econ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:51:00 GMT

Religious Paranoia

It has become increasingly clear to me as I interact with various friends and acquaintances of mine who happen to be conservative religious folk, just how miserable many of them are. I hear comments a...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:46:00 GMT

camel-swallowing gnat strainers

"Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel" (Jesus, to the scribes and Pharisees, as recorded in Matthew 23:24).So, the morally rectitudinous members of the Illinois Senate have una...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:59:00 GMT

The Constantinian Seduction

As I thrill in today's inauguration of Barack Obama, my liberal heart is warmed. Barack is reasonable, intelligent, well-spoken. He stands for responsibility, racial reconciliation, Constitutional res...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:00:00 GMT

Secret Sneaker

Dick Cheney is a very secretive man. He had a secret energy task force which he successfully prevented the public from prying into. He has oft resided in a secret undisclosed location. Mr. Cheney argu...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:28:00 GMT

in the light of eternity

In light of the vast endlessness of eternity, does it really make a difference whether one lives 90 minutes, or 90 years? Do minutes and years really mean anything when set in such a context?
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:53:00 GMT

days i once endured

when will you come back, my lovely,from the far off places wherein you reside?when will you return from your sojourn,beyond the sun, moon and stars of the sky?i know you'll come back, by and by.until ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:19:00 GMT