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No Stage Too Big To Be Heckled From

the word of the day is "unrequited."

About Me


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My name's Derek and I'm completely unable to delete a myspace profile. I drum for Tabloyd (or anyone else smart enough to take me) and I write for my sanity (and anyone smart enough to buy my pieces for their magazines so they get much sales). I'm getting my associate's degree in liberal arts at Raymond Walters. From there, I'll be a starving artist for the rest of my life living in a studio in a shitty part of town.

Derek is a guy who's funny
he wants a job and has no money,br/cuz he smokes all this pot
and his eyes get bloodshot
and he makes witty jokes that are punny

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My Interests

Writing, reading, drumming, guitar, singing at the top of my lungs and wasting time with my great friends..

I'd like to meet:


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Music:


Movies:

RHPS
Party Monster
Dogma
Fight Club
SLC Punk
Beverly Hills Ninja
Mean Girls

Television:

I don't have cable, so if I'm watching tv, I probably just need a flicker and some sound to lull me to sleep.

Books:

Nine Stories, Catcher in the Rye, Franny and Zooey, Disco Bloodbath, Bible, and Shakespeare are the most important so far.

Heroes:

My friends and everyone who was ever there for me.

I GOT RID OF FRIEND ORDER AGAIN!

These are my heroes. The ones that have myspace accounts, anyway

My Blog

Goes Great With Cereal

Clay is shaped to yield for timeHalf hour hopes of fin'lly crimeLife is brought from fire to clayBeast will tend to seem helpful in the frayYoung five hold arms...
Posted by No Stage Too Big To Be Heckled From on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:18:00 PST

A Quick Thought Between Feet

clip... clip... clip"Other foot please!"Oh, sorry. I dazed off again.She knows I did, but she doesn't know how to say so.I try to take in my surroundings as a tiny cheese grater takes off most of...
Posted by No Stage Too Big To Be Heckled From on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:01:00 PST

I pray while she preys and our Smiles seem just as Sincere

Her lack of beauty is beauty. she taps me when I'm deaf and I smile. and I'm deaf when I think I'm pointed and I laugh. and I think I'm pointed when she's beautiful and I help eyes...
Posted by No Stage Too Big To Be Heckled From on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:14:00 PST

_______: What Did You Learn Today?

caps lock CHATTER space CHATTER delete I'm having trouble getting my anger up on its feet if my words were cold enough, my computer would freeze       &nbs...
Posted by No Stage Too Big To Be Heckled From on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:46:00 PST

A stranger’s clothes

So this girl was wearing these really thin, pointy-heeled shoes and capris that went just below her knees. The Easter colors of her outfit, pale blue and pale yellow, seemed to suggest a sort of fresh...
Posted by No Stage Too Big To Be Heckled From on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:50:00 PST

My Cage is as Weak as my Spirit

I'm personally harboring a powerful despondency I don't have the power to rid of it                     &n...
Posted by No Stage Too Big To Be Heckled From on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:15:00 PST

Heather, I think

Today I was being told how great my writing was over and over again I didn't want to hear it, I already knew. I was also told I was unclear. I reminded my reader that the writing was a joke. It didn't...
Posted by No Stage Too Big To Be Heckled From on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:32:00 PST

Just Using You To Prove a Point, I Don’t Have a Problem With You

So easy to beautify a page and pose just right for pictures to show people someone who's barely you. Letting people know just enough of you to like you just enough to message you just enough times ...
Posted by No Stage Too Big To Be Heckled From on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:59:00 PST

RetroRetroRetro

I figured it out. I'm here to say everything I was too afraid to say two years ago. "That's your purpose on Earth?" Well, right now. "What was your purpose two years ago then?" To say everything ...
Posted by No Stage Too Big To Be Heckled From on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:33:00 PST

Learned Helplessness

"Dogs strapped in a harness and and given repeated shocks, with no opportunity to avoid them, learned a sense of helplessness. Later placed in a situation where they could escape the punishment simply...
Posted by No Stage Too Big To Be Heckled From on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:58:00 PST