Calling David's cell phone |
*sung to the tune of Kanye West's "Love Lockdown"I'm just calling youthe way I wanted towhat I had to dohad to dial youI'm just calling youbut the ring is goneand it haunted meall the way homeso you'l...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:27:00 GMT |
In honor of Roger Masons last minute three pointer to beat the suns |
Apologies to Thom Yorke, Johnny and Colin Greenwood, Ed O'Brien and Phil Selway:*Sing to the tune of Radiohead's "Creep"When you were picked and rolledyou couldn't look me in the eyeMy shots float lik...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 09:39:00 GMT |
My gmail brings all the girls to the yard |
My Gmail account officially kicks your email account's ass:I rule you.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:02:00 GMT |
In honor of the BS Report |
Thanks to the almighty Bill Simmons, I will be working on a victory dance known as the "Cojones Bailar". Fear me, people. Fear me.
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:24:00 GMT |
The Onion should have me on their payroll |
Possible election headlines:"America calls for Change. The line is busy.""US goes blue. Blue is so last season.""Win for Obama. Jesse Jackson still deluding himself by thinking it could've been him.""...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:13:00 GMT |
I called it first. |
Here and now, I am making a prediction in the rise of newborns conceived on November 4, 2008. Heretofore, they shall be known as "Barack Babies". If ANYONE else uses this term, I beg you to send them ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:08:00 GMT |
Short fortune |
After scarfing down a delicious chinese lunch from HEB, I was treated to this little gem:If you know of any short (female) strangers willing to share blessings with me, send them my way. I am availabl...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:37:00 GMT |
Have gun, will travel |
I don't consider myself a journalist. Not in the least. I still struggle with some basic fundamentals in this avenue that I was somewhat thrust into. Nevertheless, there are times when I see something...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 07:54:00 GMT |
Proof of my genius |
For once, I'm proud of myself. Yes, I wrote this. Yes, our paper published it. And yes, there is a reference to Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. In next week's paper I "review" "Zack and Miri Make a Por...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:37:00 GMT |
Red River Rivalry (formerly referred to as a "Shootout") |
In retrospect, I should've BS'ed it up and had my laptop with me at Wings and Rings. When I think hard about it, however, my laptop probably would've been destroyed in the ensuing chaos throughout the...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:11:00 GMT |
