I hate all black people ,except Condeeleza because occasionally she will give me a BJ and her nigger lips feel real nice plus my wang is small enough to slide in and out of Condee's gap. I also hate you mexicans and gays. I keep my lesbian daughter locked up so that she won't have the chance to bump doughnuts with any of those other lesbian vagina addicts and democratics, das right, Cheney can rhyme..........................
Name: Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney
Birthdate: I can still get erections so whose counting
Birthplace: Lincoln Nebraska
Current Location: DC
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: grey
Height: 6'1
Weight: Some extra folds, America
Piercings: naw those is fer queers
Tatoos: no them is fer hooligans
Overused Phraze: I promise not too shoot you again Harry
FAVORITES
Food: Milton's Magic Meatballs
Candy: Buttercrotch
Number: 4
Color: WHITE
Animal: Pink Elephants
Drink: Blood of the innocent
Alcohol Drink: Spritzer
Bagel: Semen from Saddam
Letter: K
Body Part on Opposite sex: I like them ther nipples and armpits
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: both mixed with fresh beaner breast milk
McDonalds or BurgerKing: F..@k no!!! I know how they really make em.
Strawberry or Watermelon: Cow sh*t
Hot tea or Ice tea: Medium Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla....sweet, straight, white vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coco-lax
Kiss or Hug: Hump
Dog or Cat: Gerbals
Rap or Punk: NOOOO.....all of it Garbage.....AHHHHH!!!!!
Summer or Winter: The season that were are gonna blow up Iraq
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Hunting accident movies
Love or Money: Money Money
YOUR...
Bedtime: night time
Most Missed Memory: Having a soul
Best phyiscal feature: my super sexy uncreepy smile
First Thought Waking Up: How did I end up in Dubya's bed? I AIN'T QUEER!!!!
Goal for this year: Genocide of all homos and non-white people
Best Friends: Dubya, Harry, Condee
Weakness: My conscience
Fears: Bein aruond queers and non-white people more than 6-minutes.
Heritage: WHITE WHITE WHITE
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes Yes
Ever Smoked: not ciggs
Pot: naw
Ever been Drunk: I can't remember
Ever been beaten up: (sniffle sniffle) y...yeEeEss!!waahhhh waahhh
Ever beaten someone up: The homeless shelter is where I go to misplace my aggression
Ever Skinny Dipped: hahaha....yes, Dick's dick has been in the water nude!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long: Middle
Height: 6'0
Style: Naked
Looks or Personality: LOokS
Hot or Cute Cute like a school girl
Drugs and Alcohol: they should try the date rape drug
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 2
What country do you want to Visit: Germany
How do you want to Die: In a hail of gun fire
Been to the Mall Lately: thats where the queers hang out
Do you like Thunderstorms: maybe
Get along with your Parents: sure
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: of course
Believe in Yourself: yea
Want to go to College: been there done that
Do you Smoke: I did Hashish with Saddam one time
Do you Drink: Only when I need to drown my sorrows
Shower Daily: Sometimes
Been in Love: no
Do you Sing: no it's for queers, white trash crackers, and coloreds
Want to get Married: no
Do you want Children: not anymore
Have your future kids names planned out: hopeyouain'talesbotoo
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 9
Hate anyone: all of you
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