Pro wrestling, Mixed Martial Arts (UFC, Pride, etc), hockey, writing, blah blah blah
Music:
Def Leppard, Jason Mraz, Don Henley, Hall and Oates, Gary Allan, Prime STH, Skid Row, Mandy Moore, Texas, Evanescence, Foreigner, Sara Evans, Sawyer Brown, Little Texas, Rob Zombie, Mike and the Mechanics, etc
Television:
Anything wrestling or MMA, Ed, Veronica Mars, Love Monkey, Boy Meets World, MythBusters, Simpsons, random crap...
Ed is my favorite show of all time. I truly believe it is the most underrated show in TV history. I admit to at times living vicarioualy through the show, but hey, whatever. Included my favorite quotes from the show. There are a lot, but they are worth the read!
"I've always believed that life is divided into two parts: what is and what should be. And that, with a lot of effort, some hard work, and maybe a little luck, there are moments in your life when the two parts touch. When what is and what should be are the same."
"While I pride myself in having a facile sense of humor, steeped in both satire and irony, I choose not to use it here."
"If I'm insane, it's only because you've driven me that way"
"If there were two bowling alleys, exactly alike, but one of them had wall-to-wall whores, I'd definitely patronize the one with the whores."
"If you're not born with broad shoulders and a strong jaw, there's only one way to get the girl... you make an complete ass of yourself."
"I came up with a theory on women. Women are just fancy men. You know what I mean? Start with a man, add a bunch of interesting bells and whistles, and you've got a woman."
"Your friend here is a tough nut to crack, and I am one hungry squirrel."
"Her and me, we got a thang going on."
"Shirley, those who raise the bar of expectation, bar the expectation of raise."
"Quack, quack. That's all I got... beer's over there!"
"I can never decide whether you're totally adorable or totally creepy."
"Is this guy bothering you? Say the word and I'll throw down."
"I can never tell where the admiration leaves off and the condescension begins."
"Oh Carol, I know about your attraction to me... let's just stop torturing ourselves, and let's start doin' it already!"
"Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?"
"That was the Shirley Temple talking."
"Well, if I didn't just buy beachfront property in Coincidence City!"
"You're a prancer. You've got a bounce in your step that says 'Hey, look at me, I'm a cute little bunny!'"
"I say even if we marry other people, we still get together every week just to do it."
"You think I can't lift you? You feel a little unwieldy?"
"Some of the world's most powerful art has been borne out of heartache"
"When I sold it, business was shaky, but now you got the renovations, you got your upscale clientele, you got the whole lawyer gimmick, which I gotta admit, I don't exactly get."
"May I see your steely gaze, please Sir?"
"I went wild once on a trip to Scranton, Pennsylvania. But no one was there to capture it on videotape."
"This is a whole new brand of weirdness."
"Time is but the stream I go a-fishin' in."
"You're tickling my chain!"
"I just thought I'd spice it up a bit. I mean, why say 'Hello' when you can say 'Hellooooooooooooooo'?"
"Bendy straws make drinking more pleasurable. I'm phasing out the straights."
"Number two pencils...you know, if things go really well, we'll bump you up to number three pencils."
"We talked it through, chewed on it, knocked it about, hashed it over, bandied it back and forth."
"If you let me inside, I will take you on a journey of pleasure. Bite the forbidden apple, Carmella. You will find it sweet."
"I'm too much the gentleman to convey the details of my interlude, although I will let on that I experimented with certain maneuvers heretofore attempted only in the Orient."
"Any date that involves the Jaws of Life can't be that bad, right?"
"It's so much fun to wind him up and watch him go."
"This shoe counter serves as an ironic commentary on roundness."
"Cool guys? Cool guys? No thank you, we'd much rather be a couple of dorks."
"This is like watching a really cute puppy trying to have sex with a hooker."
"This is where fun comes to die."
"Don't tell anyone, but I'm currently developing the 5/8 nelson."
"Parades don't just happen, Sir."
"You know the really sad thing about all of this, Miss Vessey? I was just beginning not to hate you."
"You and I are just left with night after night of empty, physical pleasure."
"I'm adorable and you are a big freak!"
"Hey man, Parson Brown, man"
"I brought that girl to the party because I was trying to make you disposable... I couldn't."
"Wear sturdy pants tomorrow. You're gonna need 'em."
"Sometimes life is especially good at sucking."
"Wow, you think you know somebody. This has been a very educational night. VERY educational."
"Down is up, left is right, and Logic is on a ski vacation with his buddy Reason."
"Life is about opening doorsto new places, new people, new opportunities."
"Where there's chaos, there's opportunity, baby!"
"Truckers don't live on gas, grass, and ass alone."
"A guy doesn't want to be a 10. A guy wants to be a solid 7. Anything above that starts to ask more questions than it answers."
"You don't solve life, you live it."
"When you meet with the Lord, can you tell him I got a little screwed over here?!"
"We spent the first week hemming and the second week hawing."
"If it's meant to be, you gotta do everything in your power not to let it slip away."
"The past is all well and good. I feel I need to start working on my future."
"I don't want her, ok? I just don't want to lose her."
"Not only is it over, it never really was."
"I'll see ya when I see ya unless I see ya when I see ya."
"I'm not going to spend the rest of my life fending off your manipulative, cheap shot, puppy dog moves."
"I like being a loser because we can brood and feel things deeply and make fun of the winners."
"I am desperate for you to accept that...because if you don't, it's the end of us."
"If you care enough about the person, you may never get over it."
"Ow! Bouncy! Ow! Bouncy! Sure gets your attention south of the border!"
"Is the Carol-iron finally hot and if so, should I strike or WAS the Carol-iron hot and I missed striking?"
"There's just not room for you, me, and Mr. Warning Flag."
"We could slip them a mickey. I don't know what exactly a mickey is, but I do know you slip them to people."
"My honest opinion is you're in love with some ideal version of me that I can't possibly live up to."
"You never wanted me to stop... You hated it because you didn't think you deserved it and you know what? You were right."
"I'm done. I gotta get off this ride."
"Now that I've crushed all your hopes and dreams into a fine powder, I feel almost guilty."
"We can either be the person that everyone wants us to be or we can be the person we want to be."
"Me, I'm a blip. I'm a blip, say hello blip."
"Frankie is sweet and smart and funny and she's not too screwed up to appreciate you."
"Face it, Ed, there's one fantasy you're not quite ready to part with."
"Do you like it? I hope so. Because the alternative is death."
"It sustains us yet it could destroy us on a whim."
"No more tearful hugs, no more false reconciliations That's not real."
"Welcome to my humble abode... or as the plains Indians would say, my humble adobe."
"If dreams are safe, then they're not really dreams, are they? They're plans."
"That's what I love about her, Ed. She has no idea what I'm talking about and still she has an answer."
"I don't know whether to laugh or file for divorce."
"You scratch our backs, we scratch yours. I don't have an itch just yet, but I'll let you know."
"The wax melted and the wings came offYou flew too close to the sun, Icarus. Now you're paying for it."
"I'm going to proceed to pummell Mike with my bare fists till the soul rises from his body, then I'm going to grab his soul by the neck and start giving it open handed slaps"
"You can't compromise on the girl."
