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ReSpEcT My SeXy!!!!

iD bE MaD @ mE tOo if I DiDnT lOoK LiKe ThIs!!!!!!!!

About Me

first, the introduction....... she's a thorough bred-heart stealing-heart breaking-ego crushing-money taking-dream killing-part time hustling-full time dime-ing,don't sleep on a b*tch cus she's cute- sweet young lady who enjoys quiet evenings at home and occasionally finds delight in running up on a b*tch! I like people who laugh and can make me laugh. if thats not you, then keep it movin'....i cant do the cranky crabby ass grumpy people...iI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

want to ju-jitsu, roundhouse, drop kick them all in the face...no, INDY FEZ!!!( from coming to america):P But if youre not part of the previously mentioned group, then feel free to "shot me a holler, dun!" And you can do it in my butt if you want to! SIKE!!....but that was funny

My Interests

i look too good to be having kids.....yeah right, thats how i ended up with one. i do have lil mama and she is sooo sexy, like me...my interest are providing better than the best for her. im gonna be to the point where money isnt a concern very soon, and ill try not to forget about the little people. but in the meantime, i like to be out and about, seeing new faces, developing new crushes, making new friends,new enemies...lets see, what else? im funny and outgoing and so sexy that i intimidate a lot of men...its not something i can control, but such is life. im also into my religion, music, my peoples, my fam, my money, your money.......kidding

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, My Lord and Savior, Nasir Jones, Oprah, Tecumseh, and Santy Clause (cus he owe me from 92' TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: TORIA DHYANI
Birthday: 05/26/81
Birthplace: NAH BEACH!!!!!!!!
Current Location: NAH BEACH!!!!!!!!
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: NATIVE AMERICAN *SHINNECOCK STAND UP!!*
The Shoes You Wore Today: UPTOWNS
Your Weakness: BEING ON TIME
Your Fears: HEIGHTS AND WATER (LIKE DEEP THE OPEN SEA)
Your Perfect Pizza: STRAIGHT UP ONIONS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: START MY OWN BUSINESS
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: GOTTA GO
Thoughts First Waking Up: THANK YOU JESUS
Your Best Physical Feature: FACE, oh and i got some sexy ass armpits!!!
Your Bedtime: WHEN IM SLEEPY
Your Most Missed Memory: BEING YOUNG AND NOT HAVING BILLS TO PAY
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: NEITHER
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA(ICE CREAM)
Cappuccino or Coffee: BOTH
Do you Smoke: NOTHING ILLEGAL
Do you Swear: TRY NOT TOO
Do you Sing: YUP LIKE BEYONCE (IN PRIVATE)
Do you Shower Daily: SUREDO
Have you Been in Love: YUP
Do you want to go to College: TRIED IT, LOVED IT, FAILED IT. BUT YES
Do you want to get Married: PERHAPS
Do you belive in yourself: YUP
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE
Do you think you are Attractive: AND YOU DO TOO
Are you a Health Freak: NOPE
Do you get along with your Parents: YUP
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO, I LOVE THEM
Do you play an Instrument: WISH I COULD PLAY DRUMS
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YUP
In the past month have you Smoked: YUP
In the past month have you been on Drugs: N/A
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YUP
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YUP
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: AFTER LIKE 3 IM OVER IT
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ABSOLUTELY
In the past month have you been on Stage: NOPE
In the past month have you been Dumped: WHO WOULD DUMP ME?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YEAH IN THE SHOWER, NEXT QUESTION
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A FEW HEARTS HERE AND THERE, SO WHAT?
Ever been Drunk: YESSIR
Ever been called a Tease: YES
Ever been Beaten up: NOTNEARNEVA
Ever Shoplifted: YUP
How do you want to Die: ACCORDING TO THE WILL OF GOD
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A GAJILLIONAIRE
What country would you most like to Visit: BRAZIL
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BROWN
Favourite Hair Color: DARK
Short or Long Hair: ONLY LONG IF HES A SEXY NATIVE
Height: TALLER THAN ME
Weight: BIGGER THAN ME
Best Clothing Style: LIKE A RICH GUY
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE
Number of CDs I own: IF I DIDNT HAVE A LIFE I WOULD HAVE AN ANSWER
Number of Piercings: BOTH EARS ONCE
Number of Tattoos: ZERO.....DONT DO THINGS THAT PERMANENT
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NO REGRETS, EVERY LESSON LEARNED

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

Nas...that sh*t that make ya soul burn slow..erykah badu....philosophy, outkast....that ol' spotieotie, luther...for ever, for always, mary j.....deep inside i wish that U could see, kirk franklin....my hero, sade...lover's rock, earth wind and fire......for many reasons. talib kweli, total,B.I.G

Movies:

Coming To America..."yes! yes!, f*ck you too", The Matrix..."dodge this", Mulan..."dont make me have to singe nobody to prove no point!", Happy Gilmore "why dont i just go lay by the bay...",Meet The Parents..."bomb, bomb, bomb, "Goonies.."Hey you guys!" Ong Bak, Opertion Condor, and just about any and all kung fu flix ........NAH BEACH!!!

Television:

Dave Chapelle, Grey's Anatomy, America's Funniest Home Videos, MTV"S The Gauntlet, Bobby Jones Gospel, TLC's "What Not To Wear" A&E's "City Confidential, Jeopardy, Roseanne, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Martin, Family Guy, Dora the Explorer, Diego! and the Backyardigans (mad luv to the dooties!)

Books:

The Bible, on the regular, like Talib Kweil said "JuSt To GeT bY"

Heroes:

My Jesus, My moms, My dooties and everyone God sent to bless my life.

My Blog

Are U*<^Cherokee^>* too?

Im so over muthaF*CKas always claiming they mama was half Cherokee, or they grandmother was full blooded. im like yeah right. i swear i heard three people tell me this just in this past weekend. ...
Posted by ReSpEcT My SeXy!!!! on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:53:00 PST

there's this chick.....

i think she's in love with me.  She's absolutely my biggest fan. she wants to be me so bad that she has gone to tremendous lengths just to get my attention and try to be like me. at first sh...
Posted by ReSpEcT My SeXy!!!! on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:57:00 PST