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Funky Monkey

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm not sure what to say....I'm the kinda guy who never gives up. I'm persistant and dedicated. I make mistakes like anyone else, but I'm never afraid to admit when I'm wrong. I'm engaged, and I'm very happy about it I do things for people without expecting it in return. I'm crafty, meaning if it can be done..I will find a way. I'm smart, but sometimes I'm a total idiot. I'm a musician, a friend, a problem solver, and a man. I love Jen(my fiance')playing my guitar, cooking, eating, friends, tatoos, peanut butter, and nature. I'm good with my hands, and enjoy fixing things. I'm not afraid of much and willing to try just about anything. I have a good sense of humor but it tends to be more on the crass side. And I love meeting new people and reconnecting with old friends, so everybody is welcome here!!I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!
What's your favorite....
Item of clothing ? Jessica Alba's thong
Meal of the day ? I love food, I can't pick just one
Feature on yourself ? my heart
Quality in a guy/girl ? Honesty and loyalty
Phrase ? "That's how I roll"
Song ? "Dazed and Confused"
Sport ? Football (Baseball is a close second)
Movie ? Impossible to pick just one
TV Show ? CSI
Radio Station ? 94.1 WHJY
Type of Chocolate ? any chocolate with peanutbutter
Eye Color ? dark
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? 3 cats, 3 fish, a frog and a snake
Smoke ? nope
Drink ? socially
Have any piercings ? none left, they've all been taken out
Have any tatoos ? many!!
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend never
Gone streaking ? nope
Gone skinny dipping ? yup
Been to Europe ? nope
Been to an island ? yup
Had stitches ? yup
Broken any bones ? yup
Been stabbed/shot ? nope
Slept until after 12:00 ? yup
Stayed up all night ? yup
Danced like a whore ? yup......I guess
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? yup
Turned down a dare ? yup
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? It tastes better than it sounds
Kiss someone of the same sex ? yes, but not in a sexual way
Cheat on someone you love ? FUCK NO!!!!
Run away from home ? yes
Lie to your parents ? not as an adult
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? I have, and I hated it
Lie to your best friend ? not unless I had no choice
Run from the police ? I tried that before, doesn't go so well
Bungee jump ? I'd love to
Sky dive ? again, I'd love to
Cross dress ? maybe for haloween
Be an exotic dancer ?&..39;
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? I did like 8 years ago, never again though
Scuba dive ? sure
Go rock climbing ? absolutely
Go spulunking (caving) ? Shit yeah
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? hillarious
Bologna ? mmmmmmmm....oscar meyer
Hott ? Jessica Alba
Orange ? my favorite color!!!!!
Real world ? I HATE REALITY TV
Fuck ? already?...we just met
Jack ? I know this word well
Cucumber ? so, whatcha gonna do with that....
Hip-Hop ? horayyyy hoooo, heyyyy hoooo
Uniform ? No sir there is nothing illegal in the car
UniCORN ! ? Pheonix
Rainbow ? oh no, there after me lucky charms
Clown ? please god no, not again

My Interests

Making music..technology..cooking..eating..Red Sox..Patriots..Celtics.. Bruins..pollitics...tatoos(i have a bunch) ..movies...and all the other standard guy shit.

I'd like to meet:

The ass hole that invented the Penis Pump............... Screw you buddy, thats one hour a night for six months of my life I can NEVER GET BACK................................................WHY!!!!! !! .. Browse through only the BEST videos at pYzam.com !

Music:

Everything from metal to bluesgass. Favorite bands include Tool, Led Zeppelin, Violent Femmes, Johnny Cash, Soundgarden, Flaming Lips, Anything with Mike Patton, NOFX, Jimi, Bob Marley, & Busta Rhymes.

Movies:


I love movies!!!! Good & bad. To me a good movie is one that brings a strong emotional response. Even if that emotion is disgust or hate...it's the intencity that makes the movie great. Some of my favorites are Kung Pow, Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, Sin City, Oh Brother Whereart thou.

Television:

I'm a sucker for Adult Swim. I also enjoy CSI and as a kid MacGuyver was my hero.

Books:

Not much of a book reader........I don't like to shut myself off to those around me. Not that I have anything against readers. If I read it tends to be for learning purposes.

Heroes:

All those kids dying for us in Iraq and elsewhere.....reguardless their reasons for fighting........thanx

My Blog

save the best for last

I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling a little better every day. You get kicked out for being too he...
Posted by Funky Monkey on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

Thanx Mom!

I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finishedcleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray th...
Posted by Funky Monkey on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:48:00 PST

All or Nothing

Today I pose a question to my to you.....my humble readers.  I started thinking about the differences between Communism and Capitolism, the differences between the whole and the individual. ...
Posted by Funky Monkey on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:33:00 PST

Sorry Willie

Sorry everyone.  I have a correction yo make.  It turns out Willie went to Southern California.....not South Carolina. Wrong USC
Posted by Funky Monkey on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:12:00 PST

Don't touch My Willie!!!!!

For those of you who haven't heard, the Patriots have cut Willie McGinest!!!  So I Am here to issue a warning to the other 31 teams in the league.  KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY WILLIE.  I'm s...
Posted by Funky Monkey on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:44:00 PST

The pros and cons

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Posted by Funky Monkey on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 08:41:00 PST

I can't believe it's not......

Did you  hear about the new low fat communion host the Catholic church is switching to to help their overweight parrishioners.   It's called "I can't believe it's not Jeasus!!"
Posted by Funky Monkey on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:24:00 PST