I want to meet and gather all the world's leaders, sit them down and yell "Why can't we all get along?!?!"
Jesus Christ;
George Washington;
Ben Franklin;
Johnny Cash;
Mother Teresa;
Bon Scott;
Pope John Paul II;
JFK & RFK;
Sid Vicious;
Martin Luther King;
The Ramones (although I saw them 10 times);
Jack Nicklaus;
Jimmy Connors;
Michael Jack Schmidt;
Tiger Woods;
Winston Churchill;
Clint Eastwood;
John Peel;
Howard Stern & crew;
Alfred Hitchcock;
Stephen King;
Jonathan Safran Foer;
Jay Jay Okocha (so good they named him twice)
and then I would visit the Virgin Suicides and cheer them up.