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Kitty von Karnage

About Me

I used to play video games, but then I discovered roller derby.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gamers. Truckers. Illustrators. Anyone who wants to clean my bathroom.

My Blog

Why it's hard to pwn and be thin and pretty at the same time...

Two weeks ago I went on this crazy diet that my insanely petite Polish mother gave me (big surprise there.) And it sort of worked, if by sort of worked, I mean I ate my weight in yogurt and spinach an...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:41:00 GMT

/roar

Today is sheer magnificence: 1. Got my IRB application signed, and will submit it on my lunchbreak. My Master's Degree is so close to done!!!!! 2. I bought a DS Lite yesterday, and the man-nerds at Ga...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 07:29:00 GMT

Why dating is very, very, very scary...

Sometimes when I get bored at work, I will go to the Yahoo personals page and search the Hoboken personals. Why do I look at the personals when I have a swarthy hunk of man to call my own? Becaus...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:01:00 GMT

What do you think of my cover letter?

Dear Joss Whedon, I would like to preface this letter by saying that I am not judging you as person. We all make mistakes, especially those of us who are busy trying desperately to gather the funds to...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:47:00 GMT

Neil Postman's "Amusing Ourselves to Death"

I finally read this book. At work, of course. It was published in 1985, but surprisingly, describes our current situation with remarkable accuracy. The book is divided into two parts. In typical acad...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:49:00 GMT

Dengue Fever.

The mind-numbing lull at work has prompted me to take a more active interest in my interests... It has also left me with lots of free time during which to enjoy bands like Dengue Fever. I love this ba...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:42:00 GMT

Why I <3 WoW more than I <3 myself...

Not only do I like to play games, but thanks to my almost-acquired MA degree, I can make a living writing nonsense articles and teaching classes about them! God Bless America.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:12:00 GMT

Congratulations.

I now have a new job. No longer am I a temp receptionist. Oh no. I've moved up the ladder.Give a shoutout to Archer Malmo's new proofreader.
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:04:00 GMT

Seeking Explanation.

Those of us who work in office settings know the staple of a business casual wardrobe is what? The structured button-down shirt. Usually, it comes in a tantalizing array of colors, ranging from white ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 07:24:00 GMT

I can't keep the idiocy to myself any longer.

Cases in point. At my job, I come across many many many organizations that receive charitable donations from the wealthy and comfortable folks in Memphis. I'm sure I'm violating several rules of confi...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:56:00 GMT